PyratePhil Posted April 2, 2005 Posted April 2, 2005 Trying hard to lighten her mood, Phil extends his right index finger... "Here - pull my finger" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Hetha Posted April 2, 2005 Posted April 2, 2005 *Looks up, giggles, but grabs his hand instead, smiles.*I read yer response. I want to go back to the way things were yesterday, would ye be so obliged? I could use the company.. OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
PyratePhil Posted April 2, 2005 Posted April 2, 2005 Well, M'Lady - truth be known, I'm not real accomplished at time travel, but for you, I'll make an exception. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Hetha Posted April 2, 2005 Posted April 2, 2005 *gets up, with a sly smile and leads PPhil out, by the hand!* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 watches Phil and Hetha leave And I sit here alone . . . again . . . curls up with a bottle of arbour mist blackberry merlot To quote a song; why's love gotta be so damned tough. *sigh*
lady snow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 ooooooooooooooo i love arbor mist! you sharing? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
William Brand Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 It's nice to see all my customers in better spirits. Aye. Much better. Dark chocolate is the only thing on the menu today. Â Â Â
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Oh my what a pretty boat, SHIP! this is my first time gracin the steps of the TS...pray tell is there any food Ive yet to eat for a fortnight... My apologies I must have been drunk when I first wrote that....
Theros Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 aye, going without food for a fortnight is quite a fast, but it sounds like you had liquid bread to keep you sustained
William Brand Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 Oh my what a pretty boat, SHIP!this is my first time gracin the steps of the TS...pray tell is there any food Ive yet to eat for a fortnight... My apologies I must have been drunk when I first wrote that.... Ta-dah! Â Â Â
Hetha Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *Wide eyed and famished, looks at the scrumptious dish William has laid before all*Ah, William, ye know well how to tempt a starving woman's palette! M' would love to have some o' that! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
William Brand Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 *Wide eyed and famished, looks at the scrumptious dish William has laid before all*Ah, William, ye know well how to tempt a starving woman's palette!M' would love to have some o' that! Here's a plate. Help yourself to as much as you like. More rum! Â Â Â
Hetha Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *Sets the plate on the counter, by the scullery station and promptly leaves, without a word* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
William Brand Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 *Sets the plate on the counter, by the scullery station and promptly leaves, without a word* hmmm...maybe the lobster is off. Â Â Â
Hetha Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *crouches outside, by a tree, and allows, nay fights the oncoming seizure, pouring like gasoline through my veins.Shaking uncontrollably, having not eaten, I must find my medication, and some food and qu..quickly!* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
William Brand Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 *crouches outside, by a tree, and allows, nay fights the oncoming seizure, pouring like gasoline through my veins.Shaking uncontrollably, having not eaten, I must find my medication, and some food and qu..quickly!* (snaps his fingers. A team of four sturdy litter bearers arrive with a covered litter) Take this woman wherever she needs to go and be quick about it! Â Â Â
Hetha Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *Back much later from the medics station, and having my bloodwork taken into ledger,I sit down gingerly, exhausted* Thank ye, William..don' know wot m' would hev done, had ye not come along in time... Have ye still, some o' thet fine lobster? It smells delicious still... And some water, this time...M' be plum exhausted... OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Oh good god, thank ye for teh lobster william... *eats all in one gulp* hmmm maybe I should've ....*burp* Cracked open teh shell first *belch*
William Brand Posted April 5, 2005 Author Posted April 5, 2005 Whoooooa there Cap'n. Don't eat so fast lest ye crack yourself open. Aye. There is no shortage of food here, so there's no need to feast for fear of losing one's chance. Â Â Â
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 5, 2005 Posted April 5, 2005 S-s-s-surf?...and Turf?... AYE WILLIAM I LOVE YE!!
CaptainCiaran Posted April 5, 2005 Posted April 5, 2005 And some water, this time...M' be plum exhausted (Ciaran walks over to Hetha and pulls out an exotic bottle filled with clear liquid) Here, m'Lady. Drink this. It will calm ye and center ye. Y'er doing too much. Ye need to rest. (hands her the bottle) This be pure water from an iceberg I encountered recently near Newfoundland. I let it melt down and it is the purest tonic I have. It'll quench yer thirst. Now remember to breathe, nice long slow breaths. Ye must learn to rest more, m'Lady. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
CaptainCiaran Posted April 5, 2005 Posted April 5, 2005 William, Good Sir. Would ye be havin' any of that dark chocolate left from yesterday? If so, I'd love a piece of it and a nice glass of red wine. (places Crowns on bar) Merci beaucoup, mon ami. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
William Brand Posted April 5, 2005 Author Posted April 5, 2005 S-s-s-surf?...and Turf?...AYE WILLIAM I LOVE YE!! I love ye too, Jack. Platonically. And yes, Captain Ciaran I have some of both... Â Â Â
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 5, 2005 Posted April 5, 2005 Ciaran, you say its pure melted iceberg water... yet it smells liek Vodka...which it be mate?
PyratePhil Posted April 5, 2005 Posted April 5, 2005 William- Be there ANY picture o' foodstuffs ye DON'T be possessin'??? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
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