Paisley Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Olaf Grumby Posted on Dec 14 2004, 09:30 AM Now If'n ya'll like I could bring some of the other types o sausae from round yonder in the backwoods. Call it "southern sausage". for some odd reason, the movie "deliverance" has popped into my head... "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Ba da der der der der der der derrrrrrrrrr. Squealllllll! Squealllllll! To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 There is way too much fun being haved here. **gets out the scrub brushes and stinky mops** have at it, iffen ye has all dis time on yer hands.**goes down to the galley to find his hidden stash of rum before Doc finds it and starts dispensing it for medicinal purposes** Animal Master At Arms _ Pirates Of The Coast Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'll take a shot of that Animal before I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start scrubbing. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Cinn - you are a long lost member of the family!!! you are sooo right on the shells and cheese... although since we were talking economy foods for a trip..... they are on the higher end of the mac and cheese price scale, but thouroughly nummy with nice gooey velveeta!!!! I truly think velveeta is important enough to be it's own food group!! Oh! You're right! Economy! I always have trouble with that word. I'm *convinced* that Velveeta is its own food group! By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'll take a shot of that Animal before I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start scrubbing. Sheila.. are ya sure its not lower me skirt and hike up me bodice? Looks in the mirror.. you may be right. (=)(=) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'll take a shot of that Animal before I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start scrubbing. Nae, I think it were another typo -- It shoulda been "I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start RUBBING." Ahrr, I not know what I be sayin'. Stop me before I type again. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Hey Capn Straw.. spanky.. thanky!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'll take a shot of that Animal before I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start scrubbing. Nae, I think it were another typo -- It shoulda been "I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start RUBBING." Ahrr, I not know what I be sayin'. Stop me before I type again. no that's studley's job Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Rubbin' ye, or stoppin' me? "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Looks in the mirror...(=)(=) Merrydeath, Ol' Cappy Pete is once ag'in corn-fused by yer emoticon prowess. I kinna tell iffen this be yer bare butt after leanin' against a railin' (or with spanky marks!), or it be yer breasts with electrical tape coverin' up them thar naughty bits. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 its hard to be an artiste with just emoticons.. I was trying to show what the puppies look like after getting out of a bodice.. :) They do look a bit like a certain rocker from the 70's tho.. hmm. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Well, I must be tippin' me hat te ye fer showin' me what yer puppies be lookin' like after gettin' 'em out of a bodice. (Which came first, Wendy O. Williams or Duct Tape?) But with that, lass, I better be crawlin' off te bed, fer I fear it now be me steppin' me toe over the respectable Boundary Line. It be so late, and Cappy had such a crappy day... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Sorry ta here ya had a carpy day.. i mean crappy. Mine improved 100%.. and you were here to help. sigh.. its good to be a pirate. I wonder if she had W W on her behind? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 We seem to have moved far aport from What Happened in Key West, so The Captain moves on to other posting areas or revelance. TA-TA! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I would gladly report that no Haitians landed while I was on watch. Otherwise the event at the fort are still classified. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I guess I won't be posting those pictures then. BTW the donkey says hello. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 don't forget bout the chickens too! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 the wombats were kind of weird Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I still think that the late night passages of things in the dark were the most disturbing. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 Olaf Grumby Posted on Dec 15 2004, 04:50 PM I still think that the late night passages of things in the dark were the most disturbing .the haunted s u m m e r s a u s a g e...... woooooooooo "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 LOL he was pale and ghostly, for a summer sausage that is.... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 ....and it had a very foul and mysterious odor..... *or was that olaf??? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 All I know that it was louder than my snoring. Besides Olaf will stop being the smelly Olaf you all got to know down there. For I think I caught a rabbit To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 here we go with the animals again....... Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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