What Do You Like In A Woman?

[Hrothgar Addams]

Aye, and now the New Yorker has a 2 volume book out with every cartoon fer the last 70 years or so. lotsa Addams cartoons there.

[Rogue Mermaid]

Actually, dear, ‘twas quoting the immor(t)al Gomez Addams… but I dinna expect ya ta catch the obscure reference.

Opps, I thought you were quoting Jaime Lee Curtis from "A Fish Called Wanda"

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

I have come back and read here all that's been said

and the thing that really gets to me...

Is how we as men forget what we'd be

without women tis true we'd all be better off dead!

But then again as ifin this be a sure fire cure

and in her yer lookin for things all part of a list

then you'll ne'r see the one fer she'll be a blur

then realizing she's leaving you nothing but pissed

She's smart, she is funny, laughs right out loud

and then stare at your face while you are talking

asking for nothing in return for her love

She knows of her dreams and where she is going

and stands alone with her hair blowing in a breeze

She is proud, giving and with unlimited in knowledge

and she too needs nothing we seem weak by compare

ask her she'll tell you that you might be the one

you'd never know it, from a list, hearts aren't won.

[Kendra The Sea Maid]

I have come back and read here all that's been said

and the thing that really gets to me...

Is how we as men forget what we'd be

without women tis true we'd all be better off dead!

But then again as ifin this be a sure fire cure

and in her yer lookin for things all part of a list

then you'll ne'r see the one fer she'll be a blur

then realizing she's leaving you nothing but pissed

She's smart, she is funny, laughs right out loud

and then stare at your face while you are talking

asking for nothing in return for her love

She knows of her dreams and where she is going

and stands alone with her hair blowing in a breeze

She is proud, giving and with unlimited in knowledge

and she too needs nothing we seem weak by compare

ask her she'll tell you that you might be the one

you'd never know it, from a list, hearts aren't won.

I like your words very much! *Just to add to this sentiment good sir, if you dont mine.

Two words actually. . .*

"They're given!"

[Rummy3]

I have come back and read here all that's been said

and the thing that really gets to me...

Is how we as men forget what we'd be

without women tis true we'd all be better off dead!

But then again as ifin this be a sure fire cure

and in her yer lookin for things all part of a list

then you'll ne'r see the one fer she'll be a blur

then realizing she's leaving you nothing but pissed

She's smart, she is funny, laughs right out loud

and then stare at your face while you are talking

asking for nothing in return for her love

She knows of her dreams and where she is going

and stands alone with her hair blowing in a breeze

She is proud, giving and with unlimited in knowledge

and she too needs nothing we seem weak by compare

ask her she'll tell you that you might be the one

you'd never know it, from a list, hearts aren't won.

Those be words of truth Lad - know ye of a heartfelt love that was truly meant to be?

[Nigel]

Aye, and now the New Yorker has a 2 volume book out with every cartoon fer the last 70 years or so.  lotsa Addams cartoons there.

Now that is exciting. I shall be looking fer it.

Rogue Mermaid Posted: Nov 17 2004, 09:50 AM

Opps, I thought you were quoting Jaime Lee Curtis from "A Fish Called Wanda"

Not to worry, Rogue (or shall I call you "Ro"?), that'll do as well. Loved that movie.

[Nigel]

I have come back and read here all that's been said...

...hearts aren't won.

You'e quite a way with words, mate.

[Cap'n Alex]

What do I notice on a woman?

Well, hair. Long, brown hair. I think I prefer brunettes because I'm a blonde, but blonde is good too, just nice long hair.

Nice figure, as a whole. In proportion, and, well, nice breasts and hips. And waist and legs.

That's what I tend to notice at first, but close up it's the face that counts, and just someone that you can talk to. It might sound shallow but with the best sense of humour in the world would you be attracted to someone that looked like a donkey? And vice versa (stunning but airheaded).

Eyes don't normally get me, but there is one girl...

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Grammercy me lord and ladies!

May your nights be warm and yer hearts well kept,

in the morn may ye rise best know where ye slept.

ye learn from mistakes and we makem yeh fer sure,

but when it's love it's simply wondrous and pure.

[Merrydeath]

When its love in bloom all is simply grand and blessed

but true love is never found in a full tresure chest.

The love you seek should never be with a test,

so keep your lasses happy, kissed, an all the rest.

[DocF225]

What do I look for in a woman?... A Pulse...

[Merrydeath]

just what we like to see.. a man who is easy to please!!

woo hoo!

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Ifin ye be lookin and findin seems so far away. Take heed sisters may this serve you well. Ye can be philosophycal as all then be alone tis true but ifin ye want my thought i'll share them with you.

A man wants a sunday school teacher that turns into a three thousand dollar a night hooker the moment he walks in her door.

A man wants organization and facts.

A man wants beauty and grace sure footed and pure fun.

A man wants his compliment, his missing link, the perfection of time and place that allows his shortcomings to rise to the swell of the tide and beyond.

A man wants to be able to give to someone that knows how to say thank you.

A man wants the ease and comfort of burping out load or breaking wind on the escalator and looking back to watch the faces as the next people pass through it and having her laugh about it before he does.

A man wants love just like a woman wants love up front and all good.

And most men wants more than they deserve.

[Rogue Mermaid]

Thats easy enough Diego :)

It's a shame that some of them just want to have sex and break hearts when they are young. Many good hearted woman become jaded and bitter that way. Ah the game of love

[capt.deke slinger]

tis the bottom heavy lass's that put a shiver in me timber!

"hate to see ye leave, but love to watch ye walk away:!!!!!

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Mermaid as it be true fer some it be true fer others too and as easy as the womans heart be punctured through by wound of nasty man. It too appens to that thar be a few women which mostly too resembles the heart woundin kind. Tis a wondrous day when they meet and taste their own shared poisens, is it not?

[Capt.mino]

...theres so many parts that are exquisite to look in a woman...the most shiny one is an attractive sex appeal, it doesnt matter if she is skinny or over weight....is something magic...like a beautiful smile or a nice "i am bad" look of her eyes...

But the most important one is what lies inside of her...her feelings, her attitude and her drive to keep on moving in this vast ocean of life.

[Rogue Mermaid]

Absolutely Diego.

[El Pirata]

A man wants a sunday school teacher that turns into a three thousand dollar a night hooker the moment he walks in her door.

What's the down side here?

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Down side? I guess and it be only in this case ya mayhaps wouldn't know what to do with her?? But then I am thick and with tattered sails meself mayhaps It flew right by me mast and i missed it. Kindly word a little differently so me old mind can understand betters ok El Pirata?

[El Pirata]

I guess I am thinking of the possibilities of having a 3k a night hooker every night.

[Cap'n Pete Straw]

I was tryin' te read all these posts (as many Pages as there are Seas! ), but had te give up... I kinna read no more.

"What do you like in a woman? Physically that is. What do you notice first?"

Well, I have te tell ye, this is two very separate and distinct questions. The Second First.

What I notice first in a woman depends on my distance from her. Close: eyes. And skin (and then the shape o' her face; cheekbones, jawline... *sigh*). Far away: body shape (they all be good) and hair. If I can see her eyes from a long ways off, well, that be good too. Eyes be quite literally the porthole into a person's soul. Many things may catch my attention, but it's always the eyes.

My likes? That quite depends on who 'tis I am with. Present company kin never be excluded. Of course, it's the eyes. Red hair (personal weakness). Personal beauty -- but this is something that I kinna summarize in any short space -- it depends on the person, and rarely acquaints to anythin' akin te textbook beauty.

I guess this list could go on, and my list may be as long as there be women. But the one thing that I have always had a weakness fer, is when a woman displays a genuine interest in me.

"I'm just terribly curious"

Well then, bless yer heart, lass.

[Cap'n Pete Straw]

One last thing!

What do I like in a woman?

An absence of Y chromosomes.

[capt.deke slinger]

I knew when I posted this that someone would say "me" but I didn't expect "rum"

I have recently got alot of comments on my behind, which I don't understand. I don't understand the appeal I guess. If I was a guy I think I'd look at her chest first, and a pretty face is always good.

Recently got alot of comments on yer behind....are you sure it was covered when you went to the store

I dunno how to explain it, but a womans butt, hips and waist, if proportioned correctly, is the most mouthwatering thddnwwx o xw,

sorry lemme try that agin, oh it's jes good !!!!

J-LO and up in size, marilyn monroe in shape... ok gotta go

[El Pirata]

a pretty face is always good.

That's why they invented paper bags.