What Do You Like In A Woman?

[PyratePhil]

A sense of humor is WAAAAY up there on my own list -

-given how I look, it HAS to be...

[The Doctor]

Aye - a sense of humor and large amounts of alcohol, or I'd be rather lonely.

[lady snow]

A sense of humor is WAAAAY up there on my own list -

-given how I look, it HAS to be...

gee, a little birdie told me that you had a self-esteem problem and i told not you! guess i was wroong. or all it's worth - you be none too hard on the eyes, m'dear pyrate poet

[Jonathan Hawks]

Gorgeous sexy eyes beconing to me. I love the eyes first. Whitty, fun and then a booty.

[Archipirata_Felis]

ok now i'm not scared anymore

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ana why should ya be scared? Aint nothin from me fer sure to be scared bout.

[Guest ScurveySeaDog]

a nice bubble ass :)

[Rumba Rue]

a nice bubble ass :)

Well that's a true gas.

[Guest ScurveySeaDog]

a nice bubble ass :)

Well that's a true gas.

true true, ye woman who likes it in the rear arrrg :)

[First mate Jeramiah]

what i like in a lass, well that does really depend on what she be offerin. If she has a nice bust and is presenting it then sure ill take a look with hopefully her not know, even though she is know and acts like not knowin thats why she put it out there. Ifin it be a nice rear she be displayin the you know you have to take a gander and my my if that rear leads to some shaply legs the more the better. But say she isnt presenting much for show, then it is lips that catch my attention that lead to the eyes and i love me some nice long thick strong hair, and last and quite importent are teeth, ifin you cant be doin some bittin the no need to be walkin my way.

[Gentleman of Fortune]

Seems that this thread has morphed a lot. I think the original question was what we (as men) notice about a women first.

Then it turned to what aspects we like and what hair color, and then the thread got too long so i skipped to the end.

Of course, there is all of that mumbo jumbo stuff about personality....

Have you ever noticed how those guys that say they don't care about looks, they like _____ (fill in the blank with sense of humor, classy lady etc)

They say that stuff but 9 times out of 10 they have a hot girlfriend/wife or both.

So, what do I notice?

I think that the first thing that I notice is the body weight to build ratio.

and a split second later her age.

As long as the women is "proportional" I then determine whether I will go to jail for evil thoughts (too young) or if she is a friend of my Grandmother (too old).

Boob size is not an issue with me

But I like legs and butts.

and the taller the better (as long as they are proportional)

And I love Red Hair.

GoF

[Barbados Sam]

First I look at a woman's legs, then check to see if she's wearing sexy shoes, and then to the eyes, and then to the breasts (small or large, it doesn't matter to me), and then back to whichever of the three features I liked the most!!!

[Capt. Marcus Keys]

Well I not been long here, I feel I must answer these questions. The first thing's I notice are the eyes, large and beautiful they should be. The smile, do they have all their teeth ( just kidding) but a nice smile makes me feel good. Then the hair, it must be silky smooth, straight or curly and color makes no mind but me's got a passion for brunettes and red heads. Then the body, i'm not picky as for size as ong as she is no taller than me, and the proportions can be off alittle as long as she is not mistaken for ballast. Now somone pour a round of rum and let's have a party!!!!!

[Captain Midnight]

A beautiful heart. If the heart isn't right, the rest isn't worth my time...

[Deadeye]

I will say that the first thing I notice is whether or not her figure is Womanly. the number one thing i do not like, as pertaining to physical appearance, is a woman who looks like a 12 yr old boy.

Curves are of the utmost importance, I actually prefer a woman with cushion to a hardbody. but it all has to be proportionate.

I am also a Lover of eyes and lips, full and seductive, if you please!

[Captain Jacob Badger]

Honesty...integrity....humour.....an' the ability t' handle large, bearded, slightly crazy men by the mild use o' violence an' alcohol...hurr hurrr..

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

I wants a wench that yells real loud when she's swingin' at me soz I gots timez ta duck! Ol' Black Jack ta"nt so light on 'is feet no more.

[Rummy3]

Black Jack - are ye telling us that most of the wenches that swing at ye are the "silent" types?

[Durty Mick Moon]

"What do you like in a woman?"......Durty Mick

[Scarlet McBayne]

My, my...I do seem to fill in(out) many of your requests gentlemen...so why do I not seem to be findin ye at faire or at in the real world???hmmm

Rummy sister, I do believe they be speakin o bout ye and me in many ways...

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Black Jack - are ye telling us that most of the wenches that swing at ye are the "silent" types?

AYE LASS....Tis' true! I gots da knotted knoggen n' bruised shins ta prove it too!

[Rummy3]

Tyme for the advice I gives me own son... Be a lover - not a fighter~

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Tyme for the advice I gives me own son... Be a lover - not a fighter~

Lover ? My God ! That sounds so.....BORING!........

I'm 47 yrs. old! I spent 22 of those years in my beloved marine corps. I've been in two theaters of combat. and I have 7 tattoos 11 scars from enough stitches to sew together a main sail. I broken my fingers and knuckles countless times. I've been married 26 years and have three sons, one of which IS a marine serving in Iraq a 2nd tour and was wounded on his first tour.I own enough firearms to start a small war. I kin still shoot a knat between the eyes at 600 yds.......LOVER???....BOOOORING!! When ya stare down the reaper face to face....That's LIVING lassie..That's LIVING!!

Black Jack

[Rummy3]

Huzzah to you and the US Marines! A warrior on our behalf, I bow to thee. Well, conversely, though, I know a man that could have said:

I'm a lover at heart. I have had 500 women in my lifetime. At a very young age, I learned my trade well from an experienced, yet attention-starved neighbor lady that was 20 years my senior. As a teenager, I was a beachbum and seduced vacationing girls into romantic one or two-week affairs. During college I worked at a high-end department store in their shoe department and serviced my customers with satisfaction guaranteed. Eventually I supplied all the dancers in my area and we shared some sort of special arrangement from time to time. Lovers are a way of life for me and nay - the true thrill lies there within the passion shared with the true one that holds me heart~

[Rummy3]

My, my...I do seem to fill in(out) many of your requests gentlemen...so why do I not seem to be findin ye at faire or at in the real world???hmmm

Rummy sister, I do believe they be speakin o bout ye and me in many ways...

WooHoo Sister! The two of us! LOL Keep looking sister - they just need to know it's ok to approach, unlike the lad Christine had the staring problem with!