Rogue Mermaid Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 *now you need to point both thumbs at yourself* This girl! (or guy depending on the teller of the joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 i'm so using that today! But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 That was a rather mild joke but definately true. I will admit that it took me a few seconds to actually get it, when visualization did not work I had to see it the manual way. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 This girl! LMAO Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Aye, how ye all been of late? Wha ye doin since me be gone? drinks on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Working, Drinking, Dreading trying to find money for Christmas...... Did I mention Drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Rogue i ju8st wanted to thank you for the joke cause it lead to the funniest situation last night But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 really? what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Well my friend Frankie came by last night (he's me mate with benefits) and we went for a walk and i was sitting on this stone table in a park and recited the joke and he started laughing and replied with a "Really?" needless to say i had me a bit of fun last night. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Way to go. Thumbs up, Mary!!! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 *blushes* But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Score. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I was a bit slow catching up on the joke ye posted ere! Me brows were a bit furled causin i was wonderin if i be a bit confused. Now yer sayin that is not normal conversation - just a pun? i been usin that line fer a while wit one pyrate in particular -thought it was part of me trainin- "this wench here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Maybe if I used that joke more in regular conversation I'd get a guy.... Probley not one I'd want to keep, but one that would be fun for a little while. Whine whine whine Sorry it's Monday, I need to whine. I'm so jealous Mary! I tried to establish a friend with benifits but it didn't work! Argh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 What's so hard about trying to find a friend with benefits? Remember that it's only a temporary thing and they usually do turn out badly. The friendship is usually lost too. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 What's so hard about trying to find a friend with benefits? Remember that it's only a temporary thing and they usually do turn out badly. The friendship is usually lost too. Aye, here's to defining the relationship. I've never yet seen a "friend with benefits" or "open relationship" that ended well. By that I mean that people were still friends, or even on speaking terms more than a year after the falling out. The Duchess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Still friends with my first freinds with benifets But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Just hope you are still friends this time next year. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 i dont think anythings going to change he's been my friend for a long time But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Just hope it stays that way. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Friday I went to a Horticultural center/Christmas shop with my whole family (thats our black Friday tradition). I didn't pick up anything christmasy but I bought a huge plant for my apartment. My cousin looked at it and said, "So is that your christmas tree?". My reply was , "Yes, Yo Ho Ho". Then I had to crack up because I meant Ho Ho Ho. You can take the girl out of the piracy pub, but you can't take the piracy pub out of the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Yo ho ho. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Am I the only single one left? It almost looks like the rest of the singles either got themselves hitched or found significant others. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Oh I'm still single. I just don't have any exciting single stories to tell right now. I'm working on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Single too. Though I cannot remember posting here before. The Duchess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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