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Whats gotcha in a foul mood Silver?

I'm doing much better today. As blunt as Z's statement was his timing was hilarious. I visited my parents last night and my aunt had bought me a book called, "He's Just Not That Into You". It's right on the mark. I highly recommend it.

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Tis been a bad week. The other day me friend passed away after a four year struggle with cancer. :angry:

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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i'm sorry silver but it will be alright they may leave but your friends will always be with you no matter what

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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ello ladies !

sorry I havent had access to a computer lately but I'll be in from time ta time to say hi and share a mug or two.

sounds like the guy is just playing you ta me but hey ya never know. some people are just real busy. :(

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Thank ye Mary, I know she will always be in me 'eart. Now, WHERE'S THE RUM!?

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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:huh: don't be so shy mary, need a hug? weel, both ye marys! lol

as fer that book i got tha idear from watchin the author o tha book on opera, GOD the things yer step ma makes ye watch!

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you watched opera and you liked it, secretly you love it lol

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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awe come one we all have a true love waiting for us

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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:blink: Haha and we'll only have to wait a little more longer, thats what they said, but if ye really want to find the one, ye have to search
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Try Google.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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*waltzes in and sighs*

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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:ph34r: lmao, Google, never tried that, lemme see * types in: My True love* lol probably gunna be some perverted wench tryin to get ye on lust rather than love
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of that i have no doubt

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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HEY! Nothing wrong with perverted wenches!

Heh heh heh.....I jumped the gun last week about the pirate. He was there :ph34r: Awesome Halloween, total treat.

Silver: My deepest apologies about your friend

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Thank ye Rogue. I'm glad you had a great halloween and your lad was there! I had a wonderful halloween out on the town with me hun and a couple other mates o' mine.

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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HEY! Nothing wrong with perverted wenches!

Is there any other kind?

:lol:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Tis been a bad week. The other day me friend passed away after a four year struggle with cancer. :lol:

My heartfelt condolences, Laura.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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My heartfelt condolences, Laura.

Thank you Nigel.

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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So, what's the consensus? Who will be the winner? Any projections?

:ph34r:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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:ph34r: sounds like an interesting day at work Rogue, do let us know what the turn out is, we may have to demand a recount! :ph34r:

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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They didn't come to a winner, though the guy in the office offered to uh, hand weigh them. Gotta love my job... It was between a pregnant chick and a chick with a heavier build to her. I didn't feel like offering an opinion as I was too busy being jealous, but on the high point I am neither pregnant or heavy set.

sexual harrasment in the work place? whats that?

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:ph34r: To bad there was no final decision. Hand weighing, eh? :ph34r:

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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