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Good evening, Miss Christine.

May I join you for some exciting social WARNING!!! ADULT CONTENT!!! intercourse?

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Thank you, my Lady!

I will now esort you in a most gentlemanly, yet oddly distant, manner, to the above-mentioned destination.

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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" *watches the waves as she builds a little bonfire*

Good evening, Miss Christine.

May I join you for some exciting social WARNING!!! ADULT CONTENT!!! intercourse?

LOL! laugh.gif Sure, let's head to my private grotto! rolleyes.gif

Thank you, my Lady!

I will now esort you in a most gentlemanly, yet oddly distant, manner, to the above-mentioned destination.

Eh, screw that! *takes him by the hand and they run towards the grotto*" SENSORED :o (Dang i wanted to put a stripe through the words but don't know the code for that.. :angry: )

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*Captain Jack sits on the shore...*

Well Isn't this a wonderful sight...

I almost wish me hat weren't so expensive..I'd take a dip...get me self clean...

Oy did ye all know that one of the largest whales..I think it may be the Blue Whale only ever managed to get about 2-5% of its sperm into teh female druign intercourse? The rest was let into teh sea...Think about tha'next time ye get a big gulp of sea water in yer mouth Down a'th'beach... :D:D

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Wait till tomorrow Mad Jack said moustache rides are free on Thursdays

I know.

Oy did ye all know that one of the largest whales..I think it may be the Blue Whale only ever managed to get about 2-5% of its sperm into teh female druign intercourse? The rest was let into teh sea...Think about tha'next time ye get a big gulp of sea water in yer mouth Down a'th'beach...

What a wonderful tidbit of information... ta think about... while one is in the ocean... :D

Fancy

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I be of certain discontent with yer post as ifin the likes of a creature with said highest intellegence and walks the planet actually opens 'is mouth and takes in a mouthfull o saltwater? Lass! Let me introduce ya to a nice barrel o fresh water.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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May Jack always be footloose and never Fancy-free... or something... :ph34r:

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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He'd be crazy if he did!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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