Mad Matt Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 A bit o' banana, eh? I will try at all costs t' nay be swayed! (Well, maybe a bit o' coin could change me mind. ) Say, whatcha got there behind yer back? ***Mad Matt struggles against the ropes, trying to get free - if not just t' get a better look...*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 bump (meaning just adding something to get it back on top, and dang that sounds good.) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Hey, just poked my head in, and heard something about getting on top and bumping....? Bananas? And who's wearing the suede thong? Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 HHHHHHEEEEEY GROUP! ME BANANA COULD STAND A PEELIN'! HIC!....BEEEEELLLCH! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Black Jack has return'd jest in tyme to be tyed to our other mast! Eh lasses? What does ye say? Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I say.. we puts him in bed with the captain's daughter!! and the auditioning lines start here behind me.. :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Floria Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Floria wanders in, chucks cookies and pillows at everyone then dives under the bed giggling madly :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Someone could untie me now. I've been hangin' here fer a week and feel a bit famished... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Floria Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Floria waves a cookie at Mad Matt from under the bed "Coookiiiiee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I say.. we puts him in bed with the captain's daughter!!and the auditioning lines start here behind me.. :) but does he know about the captain's daughter? hmmmmmmmmmmmm ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 ALL PYRATES SHOULD KNOW O' THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER! Matt, ye poor lad... YE LOVES THIS! Ye likes grapes? Maybe the bed nay naught be such a bad idea! We could strap him to the posts! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 the bed sounds fine, but lets feed the poor man first.. ties him to the chair, with only one hand free, but Rummy still gets her bottom patted.. a big plate of pudding is in front of him, with no spoon. He has to be fed or eat with him fingers. sounds like fun to me. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Bunny dips a finger in and holds it in front of Matt waiting for him to take it. He engulfs her finger and sucks it clean: Lasses ye has got to try this!!!! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 ***Matt has a ravenous look about him. Is it for sustenance, or.....*** Hey, ye "ladies" had better watch that tharrrr munchkin under th' bed. She's peekin' and tryin' t' bait me with cookies! I smell jailbait! Now Bunny, darlin'...surely ye don't think one finger's worth will cease me hunger pangs, do ya? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Matt.... MATT! Ye look as if yer in over yer inexperienced head, laddy. Allow Ol' Jack t' step in and carry th' load for ye'! Wouldn't want ye expirin' before yer time, if ye be catchin' my meaning... :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 T' mans bein' fed an lickin is fingrs'! Happy man I'm sure! Oooh es' a smudge o' puddin' on his lips! Let me' help ye' wit thet. (Silkie glides over and tenderly kisses his lips) ope' ye' d'nt mind me joinin in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Mind? Nay, not in the least. Although, ye better not be goin' anywhere! And Jack. Thanks fer th' offer, but this be no Brokeback Pyrat thread! I can carry me own load, thankee! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Jack, ye wanna play, WE JEST FREED UP THE MAST! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 (Walkin' quietly down the hall to the Confessional Closet, Ciaran hears... Thanks fer th' offer, but this be no Brokeback Pyrat thread! Blimey! Maybe I could jes look through this here keyhole and see what's goin' on. (looks down the empty corridor, then smartly falls to his knees and looks through the skeleton key hole) Floria waves a cookie at Mad Matt from under the bed"Coookiiiiee! Wonder if anyone needs a glass of milk? ponders Ciaran. (considers the idea, but decides against it. Hears someone comin' down the hall, so he quickly jumps up and runs!) I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Mind? Nay, not in the least. Although, ye better not be goin' anywhere! Still very close to matt, softly into his ear, Now where would I be goin' sept right here, she softly kisses his neck just behind his ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I sees ye like t' be temptin' fate. ***A tingle runs down his spine...*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Fate? Tis' nil fate that I be temptin' her hand softly brushing the back of his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Methinks Silkie has turned this game UPSIDE DOWN! If I could get a holda ye with me free hand, ye'd be in trouble! Exactly how silky are ye? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 ...arrrrrgh! ...where was I before the blue screen of death?!... Upside down ye' say? Now thars a t'ought. uv only one good hand right now an' I seem t be able to cause ye' some trouble. Silkie tisnt an adjative, tis a noun. She softly sings a in his ear, he doesn't understand the words but the sound is sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Floria Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 floria had been busy staying hidden when she heard herself reffered to as a 'munchkin'. Feathered head popped out again and beak was pulled into a snigger. "Aye? Somebody call? Tail flicked and she dived under the bed again, but not before tucking a cookie under Mad Matt's hat. "To be correct, i be' a gryphon in this 'ere thread." A few seconds later, the sound of crunching cookies could be heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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