Deacon Frye Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 DEPP BUYS OWN ISLANDJohnny Depp, star of the film Pirates of the Caribbean, has bought his own treasure island in the sun. The movie star has forked out £2m for an island hideaway for his family in the Bahamas. The mile-long island, Little Halls Pond Cay, has six secluded white sand beaches and a central lagoon surrounded by exotic palm trees, The Sun reveals. The tropical island also has a private harbour and staff quarters. Depp, 41, is expected to share the hideaway with his girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and children Lily-Rose Melody, five, and Jack, two. The actor, who has signed up to a sequel of the blockbuster film, has his main home in France. He starred as Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie, which also featured British star Keira Kightley. And they say crime doesn't pay!
Bilgemunky Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 In light of this recent occurance, I feel the need to respond. I'll be posting this at bilgemunky.com later today: -------------------------------------------- On open Letter to Johnny Depp written on behalf of all guys. Dear Mr. Depp, First, we'd like to congratulate you on a lifetime of exceptional cinematic achievements. Second, we'd like to humbly request you please COOL YOUR JETS ALREADY!!! Look, you did the whole 21 Jump Street thing with the cool 80's hair, and women swooned. You did the Edward Scissorhands thing, and our girlfriends and wives asked us, "why can't you cut MY hair like that?" Then you came along with Captain Jack Sparrow, and we had to learn to wear eyeliner and sway like drunken swabs in a vain effort to keep up. And now, now you've gone a bought a FREAKIN' TROPICAL ISLAND!?!? With six white sand beaches, palm trees, and a lagoon??? For the love of Pete, what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do to impress chicks? It's like you're flying to the moon and back, and we're supposed to somehow keep up with pogo sticks. Oh, the humanity! If you have any compassion at all, any concern for your fellow man, then you'll stop raising this bar ever higher. Just STOP already. And while you're at it, if you could find a way to look a little less attractive (develop a hunchback or something) that would also be greatly appreciated. Sincerely, Every Guy on Earth that isn't Johnny Depp editor's note: Although I wrote this spiteful letter on behalf of all mankind, I'd like to point out that I don't believe a word of it. Johnny - I grovel before thee and hope to be invited to visit your island very soon. -Bilgemunky -------------------------------------------- Unfortunately I seem to have misplaced Johnny's address, so I'll just hope he stumbles across this online. If any of you bump into him while at the 7-11, be sure and give him a copy, OK? I AM BILGEMUNKY
privateer Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 ye be look'n at it all wrong me purple pal. ifn he stay's busy doing all these movies and swoon'n the ladys, he'll never notice that we've taken his island till AFTER we have all the fortifications up.
Black Syren Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Me loves the letter mate..Aye what woman would not want her vera own pirate to be swinging her over his shoulder and having his wicked way with 'er..But me hubby has back problems so before ye be sending this note...I think Ill see if he needs a nanny or a maid..Although On another note..Personally I really liked his gold teeth..Do you think guys would put a bit of shine there? And It would be intresting to see the next movie and make sure all his gold teeth are where they are supposed to be..I mean that he does'nt mix 'em up..As fer the Island...Yeppers..I'll be talking to me hubby about that..i heard he bought an estate in England too while filming the libertine. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Rumba Rue Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Great letter! <ROTFLMAF> Well I don't need no Johnny Depp, but Harrison Ford would do nicely. Rumba Rue ** **
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Hmmmm.... He's got an island says ye, we've got a ship says I. Methinks we should throw him a suprise island-warming parlay!!!! Who be bringin' the spinich dip?!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
the Royaliste Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Wot be them co-ordinates,mates???..........Easy to seize when the bloke's away filmin', says I! ..........No spinach dip, but which one 'o ye wenches took off wif' them 'lil wienies floatin' in the beer??
Zorg Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Roooooooooaaaadddd Trip! Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered
Stitch Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 privateer Posted: Jul 8 2004, 08:06 AM ye be look'n at it all wrong me purple pal. ifn he stay's busy doing all these movies and swoon'n the ladys, he'll never notice that we've taken his island till AFTER we have all the fortifications up. Aye mate...be like'n yer think'n... Gots da crew an da Cap'n n guns ta pull 'er off too... I be trade'n California fer the West Indie's in a second... ...jus' say the word ta, "shove off".
Black Hearted Pearl Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Royaliste, Here be a Map to said Island. Let the raiding begin! ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Black Hearted Pearl Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Here be an arial picture. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
privateer Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 well mates their we be !!! so It be looking like a raid is in order. hoist the jolly roger and we be off. ummm Pearl ? do I want to know how you got those photo's ? and more importantly ......... do you have more and maybe how the security is layed out.
Mad Woman Cheryl Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 An' Royaliste me dear, just how many can you fit on yer ship?????? Mad Woman Cheryl By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"
the Royaliste Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Over about 20-25, and ya gotta duck a lot!!........But that don' include runnin' watch, so............On deck, ye scaborous dogs!!
Black Syren Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Aye Aye and I be bringing the beer with the little weinies floating around....nice maps... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Red Maria Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 I be coming too! I'm small and don't take up too much space. :) Anyone got sunscreen?
Iron Bess Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Whoa!! You all might be over look'n something.... Might be the flag of Willy Wonka or Sleepy Hollow that he be hoisting over his isle. Thar be more the this lad then just pyrate mates! May be he aquired this isle for something other then plunder. Maybe privacy... which will be gone soon enough with maps and such like pointing the way. Still.... a neighborly sail by is harmless. If'n you drop rum off as you go by. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
the Royaliste Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Whoa!!You all might be over look'n something.... Might be the flag of Willy Wonka or Sleepy Hollow that he be hoisting over his isle. Thar be more the this lad then just pyrate mates! May be he aquired this isle for something other then plunder. Maybe privacy... which will be gone soon enough with maps and such like pointing the way. Still.... a neighborly sail by is harmless. If'n you drop rum off as you go by. 'Bloodey 'eck, we fancy RRselves as pirates, not paparazzi!! ...But 'privacy'???...Best be buyin' an island betwixt Iraq an Iran, no one'll visit ye , says I!..........
Red Maria Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Whoa!!. Maybe privacy... which will be gone soon enough with maps and such like pointing the way. Still.... a neighborly sail by is harmless. If'n you drop rum off as you go by. 'Bloodey 'eck, we fancy RRselves as pirates, not paparazzi!! ...But 'privacy'???...Best be buyin' an island betwixt Iraq an Iran, no one'll visit ye , says I!.......... But wouldn't that be between Iraq and a hard place? Wouldn't want to endanger Johnny and his kin. Be needin him for the sequels. :)
the Royaliste Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Whoa!!. Maybe privacy... which will be gone soon enough with maps and such like pointing the way. Still.... a neighborly sail by is harmless. If'n you drop rum off as you go by. 'Bloodey 'eck, we fancy RRselves as pirates, not paparazzi!! ...But 'privacy'???...Best be buyin' an island betwixt Iraq an Iran, no one'll visit ye , says I!.......... But wouldn't that be between Iraq and a hard place? Wouldn't want to endanger Johnny and his kin. Be needin him for the sequels. :) ....but 'ave no fear, luv...if'n 'e can't make it, we'll substitute Ace, an' at least he'll juggle some rum RR way!! ....We have been considerin' settin' sail for Disney's Island where they dock their cruise ship...might make a livin' plunderin' the tourists when they try to get off the boat!.....
Rumba Rue Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Where did you find that picture Pearl? Rumba Rue ** **
Capt Grey Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 ....We have been considerin' settin' sail for Disney's Island where they dock their cruise ship...might make a livin' plunderin' the tourists when they try to get off the boat!..... Aye! Now that be soundin' more like a pirate voyage t'me, Captain Gary. I be signin' aboard fer that cruise! Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Black Hearted Pearl Posted July 10, 2004 Posted July 10, 2004 Disney's Island be Castaway Cay, not much for plunderin though. No money accepted on the island ceptin at the Bahamian post office. I found the pictures via Hello Magazine out of Great Britian. Fine investment considering a certain Movie company will be needin some tropical location shots for two upcoming sequels, wouldn't ye say? ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Paisley Posted July 10, 2004 Posted July 10, 2004 whassup with johnny??? is the bargain shopping islands??? i found an online ad for the island....asking price was a bit more than 2 mil... Little Hall's Pond Cay Island Exumas, 45 acres, US $3,500,000 6 private white sand beaches ring the island, which also enjoys deepwater access. An interior lagoon lies in the centre of the island, and approval has been sought and obtained to open the lagoon up to the sea, thereby creating a protected harbour area. A thatched-roof cottage with bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom is present on the island, as well as a Tiki beach hut, generators for electricity and a water runoff system for fresh water needs. B@$&@%$!!!! i hate being a middle class pirate "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Paisley Posted July 10, 2004 Posted July 10, 2004 upon further research i found more pics of island... royaliste....will these help us any in our cause????? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
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