Capt. Morgan Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 I FEEL IT!! I FEEL IT!! AMEN AN' HALLELUJA!! Er, ahem... sorry, jus' got caught up... Gods know I feel someting for all you scallywags! Ya be the best mateys a fellow pirate EVER had.. AAAWWWWWW... that was sooooo sweet and innocent... tell me when the Depp in chocolate gets here. CAn't wait to eat it.. On second thought... ye dirty thing! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner O'Dea Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Just me luck. I go to start a thread on Merry's birthday days early and Morgan beats me to it by a week. Happy Birthday lass. May it be a long satisfying one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 I am so glad you can FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL it.. Halleliuuuuuujeh! Morgan, you know I am just a fragile flower.. sweet is my middle name..ah..no Trouble is. My mistake.. Connor, Long and Satisfying are both good words..and here is to hoping that they both involved with my birthday..As for you and beating.. (tickleme2) LadyB, ya are a true Lady, and it was a pleasure sharing a bed wit you. The hot tub was fun, and lacing you into and then out of the underthings was pure fun.. Lets do it again!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 Conner O'Dea Posted on Mar 1 2004, 10:39 PM Just me luck. I go to start a thread on Merry's birthday days early and Morgan beats me to it by a week. Sorry, lad... I just can't wait for a good party to start! Merrydeath Posted on Mar 2 2004, 12:11 PM I am so glad you can FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL it.. Halleliuuuuuujeh! Morgan, you know I am just a fragile flower.. sweet is my middle name..ah..no Trouble is. My mistake.. Connor, Long and Satisfying are both good words..and here is to hoping that they both involved with my birthday..As for you and beating.. (tickleme2) LadyB, ya are a true Lady, and it was a pleasure sharing a bed wit you. The hot tub was fun, and lacing you into and then out of the underthings was pure fun.. Lets do it again!! Sooooooo wrong, but OH so RIGHT!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Hi, I'm back. I went shopping for a "virtual present" for ya, but I was havin' trouble gettin' it uploaded. But I figured, hey, since I call meself a poet of sorts, I'd punch out a pome fer yer birthday. (a real poem, that has nothing to do with Nantucket). So here it be, lass. Hope ya likes it: The Angel of Death (inspired by and dedicated to our own MerryD) Her merry laughter fills the pub Where the sailors gather They buy her rum and crowd around Her affection they are after A siren from the ocean deep Her beauty is enthralling She smiles and listens with intent To the tales they are recalling A handsome pirate steals her eye A heavy purse he carries With gold and silver he makes to woo But his actions make her wary "Alas, m'lord, I'm not a wench. You cannot buy my kisses. I, too, a skull and crossbones fly, None stand against my wishes." He draws his blade, but much to slow Her loveliness, it blinds him The sorceress, her deadly spell Has captured him, and binds him The woman with the blackened heart Offers up her best: A cutlass swept across his throat, A dagger in his chest She leaves a kiss upon his lips A wine-sweet taste that thrills him Yet as she spills the pirate's blood, 'Tis a broken heart that kills him. --by Red Bess Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Bess, wow!! That was absolutely fantastic! It captures our Merry's personality perfectly! She's gonna love it! :) Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Very nice poem. Captures our Merry well. Again , happy birthdaay to you. may you get all you wish for. I have to wait till November. Or the lotto "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Red Bess, its a fantastic poem..and its a perfect present! Its just the right size and color.. You are a gem of a poet, and I owe you a drink.. ask one of the gents to buy it..since i seem to have no pockets in me skirt. Morgan.. down boy!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner O'Dea Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *Conner throws a bunch of coins on the counter and returns with a piture of Guiness and offers it to Red Bess.* Here ya go lass. Wonderful poem lass. Hit the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorelei Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Tis a fine poem, to be sure, Bess. Ye paint the picture of a true pirate woman with yer words. Cheers to ya! *raises a tankard to the fine words of Red Bess, and the happy birthday of MerryDeath* Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like a banana.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Jack Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Red Bess lass; Ye truly are a talented poet. I believe I saw Merry swipe a tear from her eye as she read it. Though I can't be sure as she was attemptin to liberate me coin with the other hand! Barbados Jack **** When daylight fades, Darkness prevails**** ** Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez ** " We sail within a vast sphere, Ever drifting in uncertainty, Driven from end to end" - Pascal- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Barbados.. are ya sure it was coins I was after? Connor, ya know I am just a sweet lambie.. and not a word about sheep and Scots. Lorelei, I thank you! Raise it again with me..to womens pirate lasses.. long may they wave! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Connor, ya know I am just a sweet lambie.. and not a word about sheep and Scots. Hee hee hee! No comments. . . Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 I love ewe.. only ewe... pirate deeds.. done to sheep.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Jack Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Well lass; I've checked all me other treasure and it still seems to be attached. As fer yer comments on the livestock, I used to call me dear ol father daaaaddy! ARRRR Barbados Jack **** When daylight fades, Darkness prevails**** ** Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez ** " We sail within a vast sphere, Ever drifting in uncertainty, Driven from end to end" - Pascal- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Here's to you and here's to me And here's to life on the rolling sea, And should we ever disagree, The hell with you and here's to me! Rumba Rue ** ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Merrydeath Posted on Mar 3 2004, 11:30 AM I love ewe.. only ewe... pirate deeds.. done to sheep.. Ewe are so sweet! Really, I'm not "kid"ding! I know it sounds like I'm "ram"ming that statement home, but I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes when I say that! I'm telling the truth, the whole truth, and mutton but the truth... ah, okay, I'm done now... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 3 days! (not counting t'day) Have a good one! Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Glad that's over Morgan. It was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner O'Dea Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Merry, lass we ain't startin that here. It should be well documented I like a fine lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Glad that's over Morgan. It was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. those are my lines he is stealing.. i had them for a rennie wedding that a friend did. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner O'Dea Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 *Tosses Merry "Tickleme2"* Use that to teach him a lesson hun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 sigh.. my pirate hero!! gives me candy, rum AND a flogger.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Aye. But she be pirate enough to use it. Pulls Nutella, white godiva chocolates and Navy Grog from behind his back. "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 those are my lines he is stealing.. i had them for a rennie wedding that a friend did. Aye, her lines indeed... why I used them in return... credit should've been given where it is due. Use that to teach him a lesson hun. I need to be taught a lesson... I seem to be getting myself into a bit of trouble as of late... *sigh* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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