Single Mens;s Club

[sutlerjon]

Aye,

What Greydog said. When In N'Awlins don't fergit Cafe' Dumond for Cafe' au lait and beignets fer breakfast. A sloppy roast beef and gravy po' boy fer lunch, a muffaletta for a snack in between and then the crabs fer dinner! Add later some Bananas Foster for a kick ass dessert. Damn I'm gettin' hungry, (baby, fire up the fryer and get out the beignet mix! Brew up some coffee and steam the milk!) one things fer sure in The Big Easy they don't "Eat to Live" they "Live to Eat"

Sometimes I do miss the City that Care Forgot.

"Bon Temps Roulle"

Jim

Edited February 7, 2009 by sutlerjon

[Hawk the QM]

Lad, I will let ye in on a secret that nary a person that has only been on the west coast fer all thar life would know.

Lookin as to how ye be goin for all the to do's in New Orleans order yerself a Soft Crab Sandwich from anyone of various resturants while you are thar.

This is made by frying up a blue crab after it has molted it's shell, so the whole crab be soft and edible. Not only do they taste excellent, but it be right fun having the crab in a swandwich as it looks to all that ye be eatin a giant spider! So, oder yerself one and let me know how ye like it.

Fair winds,

-Greydog

Yaar will do good sir. That sounds too bizarre to pass up. Soft crab... I've never heard of such a thing.

[callenish gunner]

ANGELINA's Harford Rd. Baltimore best crab cakes in Maryland 10 years in a row .....Baltimore Magazine gave them the "All-time Best Award a few years back .....And in the cellar is a Shebeen/Gaelic Pub one of the great unsung little establishments of all the Mid-Atlantic

went to check them out on-line the restaurant has closed but they are still selling the crab cakes on-line -expressed frozen overnight ANGELINAS

Edited February 7, 2009 by callenish gunner

[Graydog]

Lads- The ladies are getting ahead of us in total number of posts in their own thread! Should we allow that?

[MadL]

ANGELINA's Harford Rd. Baltimore best crab cakes in Maryland 10 years in a row .....Baltimore Magazine gave them the "All-time Best Award a few years back .....And in the cellar is a Shebeen/Gaelic Pub one of the great unsung little establishments of all the Mid-Atlantic

went to check them out on-line the restaurant has closed but they are still selling the crab cakes on-line -expressed frozen overnight ANGELINAS

Gotta love a whore who makes th' best outta bad thing! 'n even gets wrote up in a prominent news rag for it!!

....now, might this Agelina Harford have a sister? I would like t' see 'bout a threesome!

[Patrick Hand]

Lads- The ladies are getting ahead of us in total number of posts in their own thread! Should we allow that?

Awh.... who cares....

Anyway...We all know that women gossip and are much more chatty that men...... just a part of how their feeble minds work...

[Ransom]

.................................................. When you least expect it! Buwaaaahahahahaaaa!

(And there, I just gave you another post.)

[Graydog]

Anyway...We all know that women gossip and are much more chatty that men...... just a part of how their feeble minds work...

As we used to say- Target! Cease Fire!

[sutlerjon]

if the last couple posts on the girls' thread are any indicator, they either don't need us, or they're gettin' lonesome.

[Hawk the QM]

Well don't get ahead of yerselves now. Many of those posts belong to Greydog and I. We can't just let them have a club all to themselves without representing us.

Yaaaar!

[Graydog]

I was thar merely to see the cut of thar jib. Which by the way I found to be pink and frilly, not much to me liking. On the other hand, I do have a mightily large fondness fer the cargo they be carryin! So, thar not be reason to ship out with them, but I do belive transferin of cargo and declaring which part of that thar crew be suitable fer hostage takin…er..a..crew reassignment be in order.

Fair winds,

-Greydog

[MadL]

Hey, they got Bedrooms, with Walk in Closets! 'n Shower Curtains, 'n loofahs too!

But I think th' water in their bathroom drink'n fountain has gone a might stale, could use some rum t' freshen it up....why would anyone need a drink'n fountain in th' bathroom anyway

Edited February 18, 2009 by MadL

[Christine]

Okay guys, I'm confused by something. How can a guy who was so into sex for many, many years suddenly lose interest? Is that possible? Sometimes I think it's just a load of BS, but certain things seem to ring true. And also, why would a guy enjoy hanging out with a 21 year old, who looks like a little goth high school kid and has zero interest to have sex with her? Just enjoys hanging out with her, does stuff for her, takes her places, expects nothing in return (unlike how he used to be when buying gifts for women) and thinks of her only as a daughter. Friends think this seems odd, they look like father and daughter when they're out and about. This is in Los Angeles, so older guys with younger girls isn't too off the norm, but in this case it looks weird since she's very young looking.

Personally, I think he's trying a new approach to charm women since the old way wasn't working anymore. Be super sweet, do stuff for them, but show no interest in sex. Make it strictly platonic. Maybe he's waiting for her to age a little, look at least like she's in college. She's so young looking, the rest of us friends thought she was still in high school and were surprised when she said she was 21. Her very short, dark hair is part of what makes her look so young. The whole thing is just so bizarre and unlike this guy.

[Rumba Rue]

Yes men do go through their own version of menopause...and many go out searching for what they aren't getting at home.

Not necessarily sex, they just want someone to compliment them and make them feel good. (Hey I watch Oprah)

Unfortunately many divorces come about when men and women can't really relate to each other anymore and one or both decide to find excitement elsewhere.

I suspect your friend is looking for a change of pace and eventually will probably drop her in favor of another. But first the idea has to wear down which may be a while.

[Hawk the QM]

Ya Rumba is right. Most of the time it's just guys freaking out that they are getting "old" and break out in a mid life crises. Sex doesn't have to be a part of it. I would imagine just hanging out with young people makes you feel young too.

Just playing Devil's Advocate.

[Graydog]

I would imagine just hanging out with young people makes you feel young too.

Having sex with them makes you feel even younger. Just ask Hugh Hefner.

[Hawk the QM]

Having sex with them makes you feel even younger. Just ask Hugh Hefner.

Ya if you can a word in between his cackle of a laugh.

[Christine]

Well, that makes sense. We all think it is some kind of mid life crisis he's going thru. As for having sex with young people to make you feel younger, he's already done that, countless times, which is why we think he's trying something different. He has said that having sex with women who he considers friends first ruined the friendship. He enjoys hanging out with this little 21 year old because they share similar interests in the entertainment industry. He said if he were to have sex with her it would ruin everything and be just like what happened with all his other women. He wants something fresh this time. I still think he's just waiting for her hair to get longer and to get a little bit older, but who knows. When he gets horny enough and tired of being a goody goody he'll go back to his old ways again, he still is a man after all, lol!

[Graydog]

Having sex with them makes you feel even younger. Just ask Hugh Hefner.

Ya if you can a word in between his cackle of a laugh.

Well, Hef and I not be on speaking terms anyway. As to the girls needing to get a word in, as I recall they don't talk when their mouth is full. Why, that would be rude.

[MadL]

BELAY THIS BILGE!

Let a real manly man adress these lassies' confusion:

Christine: "Okay guys, I'm confused by something. How can a guy who was so into sex for many, many years suddenly lose interest?"

Because he tis naught really a man at all...else he was unix'd

Christine: "And also, why would a guy enjoy hanging out with a 21 year old..."

Now lassy, for that ye will need t' speak over with yer mum, they would toss me in jail if'n I even attempt t' answer.

....SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!

Christine: "...and has zero interest to have sex with her?"

That aint no man! Have ye naught heard th' story 'bout a woman who dressed as a man??

Christine: "Personally, I think he's trying a new approach to charm women since the old way wasn't working anymore. Be super sweet, do stuff for them, but show no interest in sex. Make it strictly platonic."

That NOT be a 'man' indeed, that be a unic fer sure!!

'new approach' POSH says I! 'strictly platonic' BILGE says I!!

Th' old way be th' Only way! Grab th' wench by her hair 'n toss her in bed! In th' morn be sure ye be miles out t' sea!

....or....perhaps he be French??

Rumba Rue: "Yes men do go through their own version of menopause"

BILGE RUBUSH!!

Th' only menopause us men have be when we pass'd out 'n that only last t' th' morn...sometimes naught even that long..

Rumba Rue: "Not necessarily sex, they just want someone to compliment them and make them feel good."

NONSENSE!! That be what kill'n is fer! Noth'n compliments a man nor make he'm 'feel good' then add'n another notch t' he's pistol, 'er wipe'n another man's innards from he's blade....or open' a fresh bottle o' rum...or take'n another ship...or lay'n entwined with 10 strumpets while open' a fresh bottble o' rum with he's blade what be drip'n with he's foe's innards while sail'n on ship he just took

Ahhhh, Tis Grand T' Be A Pirate!

[Christine]

MadL, what if a man be burned by love, would any of this strange new behavior make sense then?

As I said, I still think he be full of BS, just biding his time till this young pixie-haired lass grows up a bit, looks more like a woman instead of a goth high school kid. By then tho he may lose interest while waiting and go back to his old ways.

[Graydog]

When it comes to piratin…er...nautical salvage I do know that if ye run up yer Jolly Roger at a mile out and try to fire across thar bow at 1,500 yards; you’ll have naught in yer cargo hold at the end of the day as the prey done scamperd off. The point har is that this lad be usin the same tactics as huntin ships.

Christine, that lad ye be speakin about is in classical pirate attack form, he be, and that be based on stealth and guile. What if’n we spy a Frenchman? Why we run up the Frenchie flag and sail right close to them we do. We get within 100 yards and start hailin them right nice. Allo, do you need any assiatnce?, Have you seen any pirates? Do ye need an escort, these be dangerous waters? Or other such nonsense as we get ever closer to make the hailin easier doncha know. Then when thar guard be down, up goes the Roger, out comes the grappling hooks, the lads spill out on deck, the swivels are manned, swung to bear and pop go the grenades as we board. It be happin so fast that many a prey’s captian still be below decks eating his dinner as our pistol barrels come to rest against his neck. Ye be describing a lad doin exactly this, he be huntin prey.

Nay, do not be hornswoggled by this lad. He be in the midst of an attack run, foolin others be his intent, it be. This har is a lad on an attack course as steady as Ol’ Black Bart himself. One should not be fooled by his Frenchie flag. Them thar decks just be cleared for appearance sake. Thar be pirates…er nautical salvage experts below his decks. It may not be fer days, weeks or months, all the while with him keeping to the cover story and keeping appearances up; but when the time is right he will strike! Till then oh, my, how platonic this all is.

Afterwards he be havin another cover story "Oh, it just happened, she came on to ME, yatta, yatta". Then he be off sailin fer more prizes and more booty.

[MadL]

MadL, what if a man be burned by love, would any of this strange new behavior make sense then?

Me dear Christine, take it from a rouge who knows first hand, one who has been hand'd th' Black Spot 'n survived, one who has loved 'n lost, been married 'n divorced, 'n has been burned t' th' brink o' death but still stands for Death he'm self spat he'm back out

Nay, men know women play games, women burn men, so no man in he's right mind could use some unfortunate misadventure with a yellow dog she-devil shrew t' lay blame t' he's "strange new behavior".

We men set our own destinies 'n t' lay blame on a woman tis only t' admit one's own defeat.

As I said, I still think he be full of BS, just biding his time till this young pixie-haired lass grows up a bit, looks more like a woman instead of a goth high school kid. By then tho he may lose interest while waiting and go back to his old ways.

Fer one; if he truly as ye say be wait'n fer this young pixie-hair t' "look more like a woman"; then perhaps it naught be 'women' that he be interested in at all

Fer secondly; if he be 'waiting' at all then he be but a fool....either it tis 'er aint, get on with it or move on t' th' next.

Fer thirdly; as a father and as a grandfather, t' your statement o' "he may lose interest while waiting and go back to his old ways" then I would only give this advise t' ALL th' lasses out there - Kick'em In Th' Nuts 'N Send'em Back T' Sea! He naught be th' kind ye would want fer he would naught be th' kind that would likely be return' t' port when he be need' anyway.

Now, t' all them heart broken young lassies, all I can say be; There tis Plenty o' whiskey in th' jar, come, sit, help me dispatch it

[Christine]

Anyone who knows him, been to his house and so on knows that he is quite the rogue when it comes to women. He even looks like bad boy from some rock band. This is why this recent behavior is strange, like he's been brain washed or something. It'd be like if Hugh Hefner or Gene Simmons stopped wanting sex, not normal at all. You'd think they were sick or their dick fell off. At the same time, even tho it is not like him at all, close friends of his, like myself. still think he's just full of it. He may think he can fool everyone else, but he can't fool the big man in the sky. He can't hide what he is, not even from the little pixie kid. Maybe she does know what he wants, but is enjoying all the little gifts and trips. When the time does come for him to make a move on her that's when she'll move on, LOL! That'll teach him to try some new approach to get sex, lol!

[Red Cat Jenny]

Jenny looks about the manly man club sheepishly and grins "I trust you lads will respect a she pirate just dropped in fer a comment, I'll add my lot then skedaddle back to the ehrm..frilly gerly gerl's hideout. Rums on Red Cat...figuratively o' course.."

I don't normally get involved in such debate, however

Perhaps he's just found a new flavor he hasn't tried yet, and when he gets used to it, he'll move on if he's as you say he is

Perhaps theyre both lying about the horizontal bop? I mean...I am assuming no one else was there? I know it's LA lol.

Perhaps SHE is the one playing HIM..and he wasn't prepared to meet his match.

seems it must be bothering one or more of your group who might have been previously entwined? If not, Im sure he's a big boy, he can make his own mistakes.

Or just maybe he has finally fallen in love?

Jenny touches her hat and exits the single men's club. "Thanks guys"