Graydog Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 The kind of female bonding I like won't happen there. We use hot wax and oil for our female bonding here. It's very enjoyable to watch. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Oh, actually I do...I'm bi, btw, lol! But in a girly girl club it's different when girls get together there. The kind of female bonding I like won't happen there. Floggings will continue until I finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 ::rushes in with 10lb sack o' instant Jello mix 'n feather filled pillows:: Did I hear someone say there t' be some girls partake'n in a girly girl see through lingerie pillow fight?!!!? I Got Five Gold Coin On Christine!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Rule #1 Don't talk about fight club Edited February 20, 2009 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Reason for edit.... On second though, the comment wasn't really that funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 ::rushes in with 10lb sack o' instant Jello mix 'n feather filled pillows:: Did I hear someone say there t' be some girls partake'n in a girly girl see through lingerie pillow fight?!!!? I Got Five Gold Coin On Christine!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Oh, geez, LOL!!!! Instead of the pillow fight, how about naked twister covered in crisco ? Pyrate Phil (a pyracy pub member from a long time ago) used to like that game a lot, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 mmmmm nekkid Christine and Crisco, oooooooooooooo WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!! Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 mmmmm nekkid Christine and Crisco, oooooooooooooo WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!Animal Animal! It Naught Be Fer Smoke'n!!! yer suppose'd put her under yer tongue 'n let her dissolve slowly ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 But we're still not putting the toilet seat down....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 But we're still not putting the toilet seat down....... Of course not! We aways want a visitng lady to be a real splash in the club. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Of course not! We aways want a visitng lady to be a real splash in the club. Exactly !... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I vote fer putt'n th' toilet seat down - AFTER apply'n a fresh coat o' varnish! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Since the toilet seat was brought up, I'd like to rant a little. C'mon ladies it's not rocket science. You want it down and we want it up. If it's such a big deal how 'bout you turn on the light or check with your hand before you plop down and find out the hard way. As far as I'm concerned, as long as the seat itself is dry then my mission was accomplished. Imagine this argument. I pissed all over the toilet because you left the lid down and I didn't check but then I blamed YOU for it. Sounds dumb, doesn't it? lol exactly. Edited February 23, 2009 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 There is an easy compromise to this never-ending argument. When either a male or female is done, put BOTH the seat and the lid down. I hate walking into a bathroom and seeing that gaping "hole" anyway. Especially if it hasn't been cleaned in a while. See, wasn't that easy? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 There is an easy compromise to this never-ending argument. When either a male or female is done, put BOTH the seat and the lid down. I hate walking into a bathroom and seeing that gaping "hole" anyway. Especially if it hasn't been cleaned in a while. See, wasn't that easy? Also it severs as revenge as well. Neither one gets what they really want but neither can complain. Not to mention items taking a plunge and only you can save them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Just in terms of general hygiene, the lid should be down. There have been tests that measured the spray from flushing toilets and it's downright scary. As in your toothbrush and other items get covered in a fine mist of whatever was in the bowl. In our household we're definitely in agreement with both the seat and lid down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Just in terms of general hygiene, the lid should be down. There have been tests that measured the spray from flushing toilets and it's downright scary. As in your toothbrush and other items get covered in a fine mist of whatever was in the bowl. In our household we're definitely in agreement with both the seat and lid down! Where's the fun in that? I like to keep my immunity system guessing and keep 'em on their toes. Ha! Just kidding because I can't stand seeing a toilet flush with the lid up. I also have a huge phobia towards public restrooms. I can hold it.................... forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Just in terms of general hygiene, the lid should be down. There have been tests that measured the spray from flushing toilets and it's downright scary. As in your toothbrush and other items get covered in a fine mist of whatever was in the bowl. In our household we're definitely in agreement with both the seat and lid down! But...but...then where's th' ship's mutt gonna drink?!?? I get thirsty too ye know!! I propose th' final solution; we make TWO toilet seats, one HIS and one HERS, then ye just take yer own seat in and ye can have it either Up or Down - Problem Solved! ::....off t' make dozens o' blue 'n pink toilet seats; I sense th' phone'll be ring'n off th' hook with orders in no time!:: ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 But...but...then where's th' ship's mutt gonna drink?!?? Ye weren't suppose ter mention that...... now none O' th' women will give th' ship's mutt a kiss anymore......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 But...but...then where's th' ship's mutt gonna drink?!?? Ye weren't suppose ter mention that...... now none O' th' women will give th' ship's mutt a kiss anymore......... LIES! I will always win their hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 But...but...then where's th' ship's mutt gonna drink?!?? Ye weren't suppose ter mention that...... now none O' th' women will give th' ship's mutt a kiss anymore......... LIES! I will always win their hearts. Ya, just don't honor the request to let him lick the bowl. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Ya, just don't honor the request to let him lick the bowl. I will lick whatever and whomever I want. Now get over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 But...but...then where's th' ship's mutt gonna drink?!?? Ye weren't suppose ter mention that...... now none O' th' women will give th' ship's mutt a kiss anymore......... maybe true but that will never stop me from sniff'n their crotch 'n hump'n their thighs! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) . Edited March 2, 2009 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 So thar I was thinkin nobody had posted in the club for awhile. Then it dawned on me, I just had. -Greydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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