Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Un-escorted Females will be of course taken for what we assume them to be...... Of which is my property. Hands of dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Men only? I'm not sure if I like this club Pat. Cabin boys only go so far . I went there. Oi did someone say cabin boys??? Seats herself at a small table and sets out the Cabin boy applications... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 You know... this isn't exactly where I thought this was going to go.... Right now, it's a mix of the Marx Brothers and the stoning scene from the Life Of Brian Who threw that rock? She did....(then in deeper voices) HE did... He did...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ye know yer loved Patrick, why we could not resist teasing you just a wee bit now and then. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So wot manner of oath does one take to become a member eerr? Surley not swearing women off forever !... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Who threw that rock?She did....(then in deeper voices) HE did... He did...... Go on. Go to the back. There's always one. I feel partially responsible for this. On the bright side I did the same to their thread too. It's all just part of a larger plan to drive you all insane and into the Awesomesauce Club. EDIT: but in my defense, I did ask a fart question. =) Edited January 13, 2009 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mickey Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So Single Men = Gentlemen???? If so, Send over this "waitress" fer me drink order, ifin ye please Mickey Flint First Mate o' the Harbinger Me Website... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So then, this isn't the pyrate's escort service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So Single Men = Gentlemen????If so, Send over this "waitress" fer me drink order, ifin ye please Lost her eye Lost her skirt Lost the buttons to her blouse Lost her bodice Does she answer to the name- Lucky? Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Bottles Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Finally, a place where we can swap colonoscopy stories! "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Finally, a place where we can swap colonoscopy stories! First fart talk, now colonoscopy stories. Are all the users of this thread A$$holes? I shall now exit stage left and hide in my pun proof shelter. Edited January 13, 2009 by Graydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So Single Men = Gentlemen????If so, Send over this "waitress" fer me drink order, ifin ye please Oh jeez, how could you post such a vulgar picture? I mean really, just look at that, it's a disgrace. She's...she's... SHE'S WEARING BUCKET BOOTS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! (Okay, maybe not for God's sake, but they're still bucket boots ) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Oh jeez, how could you post such a vulgar picture? I mean really, just look at that, it's a disgrace. She's...she's...SHE'S WEARING BUCKET BOOTS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! (Okay, maybe not for God's sake, but they're still bucket boots ) I didn't get that far down to realize bucket boots. Oh well... just as hott... I mean shameful... shameful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mickey Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 So Single Men = Gentlemen????If so, Send over this "waitress" fer me drink order, ifin ye please Oh jeez, how could you post such a vulgar picture? I mean really, just look at that, it's a disgrace. She's...she's... SHE'S WEARING BUCKET BOOTS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! (Okay, maybe not for God's sake, but they're still bucket boots ) HMMMMMMM.....Bucket Boots......GRRUGGHHHHHHHH <begins to drool> Mickey Flint First Mate o' the Harbinger Me Website... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Bottles Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 During my first colonoscopy, I made an ill-timed Fraggle Rock joke... "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 During my first colonoscopy, I made an ill-timed Fraggle Rock joke... hahahahahahaha thar' she blows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Oderlesseye blushes at the thought... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'm suddenly reminded of the time that someone (who shall remain nameless), while in a discussion in Twill, posted a link to some pirate porn chick instead of a link to some historical thingy. One of the best laughs this place has given me. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) Gentlemen: Perhaps this room would be best reserved for brandy and cigars complemented by discussions about how it’s a piety we lost India, rather than outlandish tomfoolery involving flatulence and necessary medical procedures? Why if you want to “give it a go”, perhaps you’d best go to the pub down the street where such low brow shenanigans would be expected from ruffian clientele. Pip pip, cherrie-oh and all that whatnot, Reggie Stuffedshirt, III, Dcm, Abwy, Esq Colonel, Royal Horse Marine Regiment Edited January 15, 2009 by Graydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Piety? We'll have none of that here! Unless you are looking to turn Ben Gunn on us... "Jim, Jim," says he, quite pleased apparently. "Well, now, Jim, I've lived that rough as you'd be ashamed to hear of. Now, for instance, you wouldn't think I had had a pious mother-to look at me?" he asked. "Why, no, not in particular," I answered. "Ah, well," said he, "but I had-remarkable pious. And I was a civil, pious boy, and could rattle off my catechism that fast, as you couldn't tell one word from another. And here's what it come to, Jim, and it begun with chuck-farthen on the blessed grave-stones! That's what it begun with, but it went further'n that; and so my mother told me, and predicked the whole, she did, the pious woman! But it were Providence that put me here. I've thought it all out in this here lonely island, and I'm back on piety. You don't catch me tasting rum so much, but just a thimbleful for luck, of course, the first chance I have. I'm bound I'll be good, and I see the way to. And, Jim"-looking all round him and lowering his voice to a whisper-"I'm rich." My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) Well done lad! By jove you have indeed caught me with a typo. Huzzah says I. Now, you other lads pay attention, that is proper humor for the club. Here, here, that deserves a brandy. Pip pip, cherrie-oh and all that whatnot, Reggie Stuffedshirt, III, Dcm, Abwy, Esq Colonel, Royal Horse Marine Regiment Edited January 15, 2009 by Graydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 The travesty of it all, buck up lads. We are letting the ladies get ahead of us in their own thread. Now get in here and start making some posts. Oh, rather? Did I empty the club when I mentioned there was a pub down the street? That could be a bad show on my part. Never mind, I know you are a plucky lot. Now go give them what for, the old college try and other such rubbish. Why if not for me do it for Finland! Finland? I meant to say England now look at this, we are buried with pickled herring and a used Fjord buoy. Well, make the best of it don’t ya know. Pip pip, cherrie-oh and all that whatnot, Reggie Stuffedshirt, III, Dcm, Abwy, Esq Colonel, Royal Horse Marine Regiment <--mutters where’s my cigars and wanders aimlessly off. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer Joe Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You guys do realize the girls are having a Tiki Party on their thread, right? Kowabunga, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 A Tiki party with cheap, common paper umbrellas in their drinks.... How fitting.... Gentlemen...Absinthe anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 And did I mention the cigars.... Havanas of course.... hand rolled on the naked thighs of beautiful island maidens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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