Animal Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 **Slides into an overstuffed chair by the fire** What a day. Inventory, I hate it!! Spent the day counting light bulbs. We must have 50 billion of the buggars. I need a rum and a Cubano and then vegetate for a while. Let the brain and eyes rest. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 **Slides into an overstuffed chair by the fire** What a day. Inventory, I hate it!! Spent the day counting light bulbs. We must have 50 billion of the buggars. I need a rum and a Cubano and then vegetate for a while. Let the brain and eyes rest.Animal Oh, Baxter, over here lad. Can't you see we have a member in need? There, there Animal tut tut, a job well done calls for one to relax with a rum and Cubano, that's what the club is here for. Baxter, see to it that Animal's wants go on my tab. Cherrieo, Reggie Stuffedshirt, III, Dcm, Abwy, Esq Colonel, Royal Horse Marine Regiment Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Let the brain and eyes rest. Aaah, we have just the thing for that.... Trixie Baltimore and her all girl majorette drill team will be preforming shortly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 So how many bottles o' rum does it take t' change a light bulb anyway? I have gone through a entire case now 'n that darn bulb still has not even began t' unscrew.... (now if only th' pole dancers at th' Booby Bar would learn t' slow down like that! ) ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 **Slides into an overstuffed chair by the fire** What a day. Inventory, I hate it!! Spent the day counting light bulbs. We must have 50 billion of the buggars. I need a rum and a Cubano and then vegetate for a while. Let the brain and eyes rest.Animal Oh, Baxter, over here lad. Can't you see we have a member in need? There, there Animal tut tut, a job well done calls for one to relax with a rum and Cubano, that's what the club is here for. Baxter, see to it that Animal's wants go on my tab. Cherrieo, Reggie Stuffedshirt, III, Dcm, Abwy, Esq Colonel, Royal Horse Marine Regiment Thank you, Sir. Much obliged. Unfortunately we go at it again today. Yesterday was just the start of the worst. I'm sure I'll be back here again tonight. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 So how many bottles o' rum does it take t' change a light bulb anyway?I have gone through a entire case now 'n that darn bulb still has not even began t' unscrew.... (now if only th' pole dancers at th' Booby Bar would learn t' slow down like that! ) Aye, MadL, that would make it more interesting!!! But I think it would take a couple of weeks to get it to unscrew Damn things can be finicky when you load them up with rum, sluggish too. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Let the brain and eyes rest. Aaah, we have just the thing for that.... Trixie Baltimore and her all girl majorette drill team will be preforming shortly.... Ahh....they'll be wearing them short skirts again too, Patrick??? Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Rumor has it that due to recent budget cuts, the skirts have been removed from the show entirely! AWWWWWW!!!/YAAAAAY!!! Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Aaah, we have just the thing for that.... Trixie Baltimore and her all girl majorette drill team will be preforming shortly.... I understand that for tonight's entertainment they shall be singing "Over the bounding Main" while doing jumping jacks. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Rumor has it that due to recent budget cuts, the skirts have been removed from the show entirely! AWWWWWW!!!/YAAAAAY!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I Volunteer T' Be Th' Bounded Man!!!! ...see, I be already mostly tied up too ::(practicing me knot tying)....anyone got some scissors??:: ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Aaah, we have just the thing for that.... Trixie Baltimore and her all girl majorette drill team will be preforming shortly.... I understand that for tonight's entertainment they shall be singing "Over the bounding Main" while doing jumping jacks. **Animal sinks into the overstuffed chair by the fire** Inventory is finally done for my part. Baxter, a brandy and Cubano if you please, kind sir. Graydog, what time does the show start?? You might have to pry me out of this chair tonight. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I Volunteer T' Be Th' Bounded Man!!!! ...see, I be already mostly tied up too ::(practicing me knot tying)....anyone got some scissors??:: **Hands MadL his Boy Scout knife** Watch it, I keep it razor sharp. That's why they threw me out of the Boy Scouts Than and playing Doctor with the Girl Scouts. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 [**Animal sinks into the overstuffed chair by the fire** Inventory is finally done for my part. Baxter, a brandy and Cubano if you please, kind sir. Graydog, what time does the show start?? You might have to pry me out of this chair tonight. Animal It starts at 5 pm, yer just in time lad. Why here they come now! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Ah, t'was a lovely show it was and that be fer sure. I hear it will have a feature dancer on Friday! What a charmin club this har place be. Fair Winds, -Greydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Good drinks.... good smokes.... increadably comfortable fine leather chairs.........and the only women allowed in here are here for our viewing enjoyment..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Lap dancing costs extra........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Lap dancing costs extra........ True... but the crabs are free. Where's everyone going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Given a choice between some steaming blue crabs seasoned with Old Bay and mugs of beer vs. one lap dance. I’ll take the crabs. Lap dances I can get just about anywhere, but steamed blue crab, that’s special! Such joys they have in the regions that have the blue crab that remain unknown to those in areas that don’t. But, this is the club and so we can have both! Now, that’s the life fer me. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Given a choice between some steaming blue crabs seasoned with Old Bay and mugs of beer vs. one lap dance. I'll take the crabs. Lap dances I can get just about anywhere, but steamed blue crab, that's special! Such joys they have in the regions that have the blue crab that remain unknown to those in areas that don't.But, this is the club and so we can have both! Now, that's the life fer me. Oh love-able Graydog. Bring the special shampoo and comb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 But, this is the club and so we can have both!Now, that's the life fer me. Oh love-able Graydog. Bring the special shampoo and comb. It sounds like, ye have not enjoyed the wonders of the Blue Crab and speak from that lack of knowledge? Thar not be any Blue Crabs on the west coast and the coast is generaly deprived of the wonders of these flavorsome creatures. Folks out west just don't know the world of crab eating for what it can be. Fer example, they be thinking a crab cake is a lot of dough with crab in it, vice the reality that it is a cake of crab with only a binder to hold the crab together. Travel to the Chesapeake Bay lad and find out what yer missing! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Omg! There's a place not too far down the street from me that has some of the best crab cakes! It's like $20 for two huge crab cakes. Each one a meal in it's own right. And it's all crab. Ok... now I'm hungry. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 TWO fer $20?!!? Why that whore last night charged me $20 for just One!!! I BEEN ROBBED!! bloody pirate wenches! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 But, this is the club and so we can have both!Now, that's the life fer me. Oh love-able Graydog. Bring the special shampoo and comb. It sounds like, ye have not enjoyed the wonders of the Blue Crab and speak from that lack of knowledge? Thar not be any Blue Crabs on the west coast and the coast is generaly deprived of the wonders of these flavorsome creatures. Folks out west just don't know the world of crab eating for what it can be. Fer example, they be thinking a crab cake is a lot of dough with crab in it, vice the reality that it is a cake of crab with only a binder to hold the crab together. Travel to the Chesapeake Bay lad and find out what yer missing! Yaar I will confess my lack of knowledge. I have only had Blue Crab once and it was at a sushi restaurant in the form of a hand roll. I hate sushi (ironic) and this was the best thing I ate that entire dinner. I will have to get out and try more of this sea scavenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Lad, I will let ye in on a secret that nary a person that has only been on the west coast fer all thar life would know. Lookin as to how ye be goin for all the to do's in New Orleans order yerself a Soft Crab Sandwich from anyone of various resturants while you are thar. This is made by frying up a blue crab after it has molted it's shell, so the whole crab be soft and edible. Not only do they taste excellent, but it be right fun having the crab in a swandwich as it looks to all that ye be eatin a giant spider! So, oder yerself one and let me know how ye like it. Fair winds, -Greydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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