Spike Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 I have no doubt you'll kick his arse the next time around... Heck... he knew for a year he was doing it and had all that planning time... you were just a smidge behind him with little to no prep time.... It's all yours next time around!!!! Aye, there be that. Also, I really want some more o that fine wine! A prize ye can drink! I already have some ideas ....
Spike Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) I promise I won't forget the "damned" paperwork next year either, sir. I will read the charges as presented. And I agree -- you were sooooo close.Plus I heard D'ogge is going to plead he's with child next year and can't defend his crown. Hey, didn't Anne and Mary try that defense? Good luck on a year of planning to come, Spike! -- Hurricane Oy Hurricane, always with the paperwork hehehe ......... It looked like Not Nigel was with child this year too. What is the gestation period anyway? Figures he would plead a bellyache. He ain't a getting out of it that easy! Gotta work on a better plead, but I don't know if I got it in me. I prefer the threats! Edited December 11, 2008 by Spike
Spike Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 I plan on going for the win next year. Although it was interesting getting to rescue Spike's balls Ay Shiela and MUCH appreciated. One were floating and the other were still smoking even after being dunked in the water!
hurricane Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Sheila, didn't you volunteer to be Spike's flotation device next year? After all, you already have his balls now. :) -- Hurricane Edited December 11, 2008 by hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Harry Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Sheila, didn't you volunteer to be Spike's flotation device next year? After all, you already have his balls now. :)-- Hurricane Wait a second... that's #3 ye be talkin' about... ------- Fort Taylor Pyrate Fest MySpace Page Master Hairbone's MySpace Page ------- There is no more equitable judge than a cannon
Sheila Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Sheila, didn't you volunteer to be Spike's flotation device next year? After all, you already have his balls now. :)-- Hurricane Wait a second... that's #3 ye be talkin' about... Always looking out for me, That's why I married ya Harry Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
hurricane Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Can we have a duel to the death over her next year? Love a fight to the death, as long as it's not mine. Sorry, Harry - forgot she were spoken for... -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 oi....tis lonely at the top...everyone nibbling on yur heels....sigh actually ...tis the truth bout bein wit child....will have 2 of em this time next year....but you guys are fergittin the other half of those damn Beach Boys!??!! me brother...Tiger Billie...couldano make it this year....but is still a co-chapion of 2007....and will be lookin to regain the championship on his arrival...in 2009.... we would have both shown up this year...but dont think the competion couldve handled the both of us..... oi spikey....looks like ya'll still be a loser to a BeachBoy......sigh
hurricane Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) Oooo, the Co-champion Brother Invocation.... Bloody Brilliant 'Dogge!!!!! Eventually we're going to have to do DNA testing if you come up with any other brothers... beginning to feel like the Chinese in the last Olympics. It's bad enough you're starting to spawn your own future champions for the 19th and 20th Annual Walk the Plank Championships. -- Hurricane Edited December 12, 2008 by hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Sheila Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Next time I am going to give these men a run for their money, it's time for the females to make a comeback!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
RustyNell Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Next time I am going to give these men a run for their money, it's time for the females to make a comeback!! Maybe next year we need to team up...I'm definitely in for next year. “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Next time I am going to give these men a run for their money, it's time for the females to make a comeback!! Maybe next year we need to team up...I'm definitely in for next year. Unfortunately it is a single person event, but I think the issue is we rarely have a lot of women sign up. we just need more women. I will tell you, I have decided I want to try for it next year... I think Hurricane loves the idea of tossing me into the drink too.... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
RustyNell Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Next time I am going to give these men a run for their money, it's time for the females to make a comeback!! Maybe next year we need to team up...I'm definitely in for next year. Unfortunately it is a single person event, but I think the issue is we rarely have a lot of women sign up. we just need more women. I will tell you, I have decided I want to try for it next year... I think Hurricane loves the idea of tossing me into the drink too.... Hey .......but the first year Dogge won the both of them, he and Billy went in so should he forfeit his first year win then??? “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Next time I am going to give these men a run for their money, it's time for the females to make a comeback!! Maybe next year we need to team up...I'm definitely in for next year. Unfortunately it is a single person event, but I think the issue is we rarely have a lot of women sign up. we just need more women. I will tell you, I have decided I want to try for it next year... I think Hurricane loves the idea of tossing me into the drink too.... Hey .......but the first year Dogge won the both of them, he and Billy went in so should he forfeit his first year win then??? Dogge and Billy had actually entered individually but ended up going off together. But for the most part, no, that is not supposed to happen. Mainly it is a safety issue because there is not supposed to be more than one person on the plank at a time......and it makes it more fair in judging. Does he have to give up the first year win, no, the individual rule was made hard and fast this year and will follow through from now on. Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Capt. Sterling Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Oi the lads did ask permission last year and were granted it... and btw, that picture of Dogge going in the drink is priceless... well done! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Oi the lads did ask permission last year and were granted it... and btw, that picture of Dogge going in the drink is priceless... well done! Never fear, I am not saying they did anything wrong. at the time it worked.... but hindsight being the thing it is, the safety was an issue as the plank is not hard attached to the ship and they damn near had the company of the folks who were holding it down when going into the drink :) Thus the rule change for safety purposes Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 do controversies never ceese 'round the Beach Boys??? i BELIEVE.....last year marked not only the very first time anyone had gone off sword fighting....but it was considered a TIE.....we did not win as a team....and therefore had to share the loot and title as co-champions......still in accordance with the rules then and now.... and yes...we did ask permision from both hurricane as well as captain marcy and the crewe of the wolfe...and got the ok ahead of time for the saftey aspect...and even modified it so we could do it in a safe...and yet rougish way. contrary to popular belief...there is actually quite a bit of pre-planning in what we do....behind the scenes....for saftey....we just make it look like we pulled it out of our arse....anytime we're quiet...it means we're plottin.... and somone better step up their game a bit next time....or i will be forced to withdraw from the competion and stay home a year or two....otherwise i would seem glutton...always taking home an easy prize. remember.....dont hate me 'cause i'm better than you....hate me 'cause i'm prettierthan you.....
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 do controversies never ceese 'round the Beach Boys??? i BELIEVE.....last year marked not only the very first time anyone had gone off sword fighting....but it was considered a TIE.....we did not win as a team....and therefore had to share the loot and title as co-champions......still in accordance with the rules then and now.... and yes...we did ask permision from both hurricane as well as captain marcy and the crewe of the wolfe...and got the ok ahead of time for the saftey aspect...and even modified it so we could do it in a safe...and yet rougish way. contrary to popular belief...there is actually quite a bit of pre-planning in what we do....behind the scenes....for saftey....we just make it look like we pulled it out of our arse....anytime we're quiet...it means we're plottin.... Yep, you're correct, it was considered a tie. I think you just want a controversy... I already said there wasn't one, oh yeah... you don't read my posts so I suppose that doesn't matter.... I am starting to think you just want attention by playing the 'poor Dogge...everyone is out to get him' game :) Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Capt. Sterling Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) Who?? Maddogge?? **trying hard to look shocked at the notion** Edited December 18, 2008 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 I am starting to think you just want attention by playing the 'poor Dogge...everyone is out to get him' game :) wait a minute....i saw the taping with Kosta...everyone WAS out to git me.....no wonder i'm so damn paranoid... now everytime i close my eyes...i think someone is sneaking thru my room lookin to steal the "green fairies"..... ...hide little fairies....hide...hide in the onion bottles... oh thats right...after 2 years....their both broke....anyone make em outta plastic??
Capt. Sterling Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) I saw some documentation on pewter onion bottles for wine... we should have one made up special, JUST fer you... OR stop wearing it on a sash... Diosa just filled an entire tankard with the stuff, just fer me... thank God, Silkie had some of it, or I'd still be laughing down at the beach... Edited December 18, 2008 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 I saw some documentation on pewter onion bottles for wine... we should have one made up special, JUST fer you... fer me??...i havnt broke one yet.... ...(looks at Billie and Diosa)...they're such good "chums"...that they break em for me so i dont have to..... anyone else notice that you also "chum" for sharks???? ...(remind me not to go swimming with them....)
Capt. Sterling Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Ye have a good point there, half the time ye don't even break yer pipes either... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
RustyNell Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 geeesh I wasn't trying to cause any controversy.... I swear!! PIRATES!!!..... always trying to defend themselves. Babies!! I just wanted to go off the deep end with all the other girls, since we're so much better at it! huh Diosa?!! (steals the fairy and jumps into the drink) WHO WINS NOW~!~~ mwwwahahahaha. MINE MINE MINE!! “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Capt. Sterling Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Damnation, she's gotten it full of sea water... tis no good now... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
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