BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Black Jack twas' n' old salt. Who loved his ale n' his malt. Though he loved da ladies too. And would ball as his nad's turned blue. The lassies didn't want him to halt! >>>>>wrote on da privy mirror in pink lip stick<<<<<< :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Oh Claire....ye know not what ye start'd 'ere. Rosalinda~ miss the old pic, but glad to hear, it twasn't ye. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Argh! Well, it may cycle through at some point. It FOR SURE wasn't me. None of them will be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Flint was the capt Fair katey was crew and none would dare dispute but Katey handled the guns and got the job done and left the poor capt holding his boots this one is for any and all parents..... I am in charge and give orders to all and the had better be obeyed but me oldest crewmember is four and you can be sure that it is she who commands the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Old Jac was a knarly old salt, who had a bad case of gout, He used to eat beans and stew, and drink a horrible brew, Until he blew a hole in the grout. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 *pulls out dagger, picks at teeth a moment before scrawling* Now ye sit 'ere Broken 'earted. Tried t' crap But ye only farted. *giggles to self* If ye love yer bonny wench Ye know t'would be a farce T' etch yer twoo luv's name Where ye wipe yer arse. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 *more thoughts comes to mind* Better t' make the head Than t' make the bed. GET GOOD HEAD. CALL 1-800-SEA-POTY "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 *Reads all the works of literary genius that have accumulated on the privy wall - speculates - takes out dagger and carves..* "Throw naught ye' toothpicks into the privy, fer crabs can polevault." *smiles as she knows she has accomplished her good deed towards humanity for the day* -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Which is of course, why Penny is wise and does not use this privy... Arr. :) "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Damn near steps in bag of lime outside the privy, laffin' so hard from readin' this drivel..( Hella funny, Penny!!)..drinks a whole case 'o crappy beer, jus' ta' hafta come back in 'ere quickly so's I kin' read more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 'Tis been an interestin' mornin, Royaliste, thus the silliness... *picks at her teeth with her dagger, jugglin' a few more limericks in her head as Jones naps in her lap* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 'Notices Jonesy strollin' out from under the wall, wonders if'n 'e's one 'o them kitties wot learns ta use the 'ead, an laffs some more!!! ....(careful wif' that dirk, lass!!..the dentists are a real bitch in this century!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheChe Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 R E V O L U T I O N Revolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 *carves into the seat cover dispenser, upside down* He packed quite the grand dirk, That ne’er failed to work, Wooing many a lass, alone and in mass, In this thread d’ he lurk? let the silliness continue Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viperpirate Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Removes a khukri and scrapes beware of the walking dead, for yea be better well read. To understand the history, be able to see thyne mystery. For the fog hides what's on the deck. Viperpirate 1706-1746 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 'Notices Jonesy strollin' out from under the wall, wonders if'n 'e's one 'o them kitties wot learns ta use the 'ead, an laffs some more!!! ....(careful wif' that dirk, lass!!..the dentists are a real bitch in this century!) If he be a pirate cat, then 'e kinda 'as no choice when 'e's on a ship, aye? *checks teeth* *runs to the privy to whittle s'more* A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ..but a Bird in the head is just messy. *etched in the floor turned towards the privy, in very small letters.* Must be hard t' do yer business bent up like that. *then, adds a quickly-cut plaquard to the wall that reads the following* LADS: Stand closer, mate; it be shorter than ye tell yer friends! LASSIES: Keep yer arse planted for th' entire perfomance, missy. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Burned inta the ceiling wif fire: "Go ugly early -- beat the 2:00 rush!" The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Mad Mab" Longfeather Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Merrydeath, Merrydeath, Quite contrary...eth How doth your cannons blow? With many a rumble, your enemies fumble And with God's speed they go! --Mab Prepare to be boarded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 It's gonna get messy wif everybody larfing their arses off inna privy!!! "Of a' the trades a man can try The beggin' is the best For when a beggar's weary He can just sit down and rest" "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 *Clambers into the privy with a mysterious bag from Safeway* JONESY!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY *Jonesy trots in* Hey little fella! I brought you something! Meow? I didn't want you to miss out on all the fun going on in here! Meow? Whatcha think o' this little guy?!! MEOWWW-WOW!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 "Hmmm", admires texture, takes a scoop, ramrodding it home in the number two gun, pointed to seaward.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Captain, did you just fire kitty poo at the Hawaiian Chieftain?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Starts to reload, with a definite SH*T eatin' grin on 'is face!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 Cap'n... I wouldn't EAT it if I were you!!! Best just to eh... "shoot the sh*t!!" -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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