The Privy Wall

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Black Jack twas' n' old salt.

Who loved his ale n' his malt.

Though he loved da ladies too.

And would ball as his nad's turned blue.

The lassies didn't want him to halt!

>>>>>wrote on da privy mirror in pink lip stick<<<<<<

:) Black Jack

[RyannMacGregor]

Oh Claire....ye know not what ye start'd 'ere.

Rosalinda~ miss the old pic, but glad to hear, it twasn't ye.

[Rosalinda]

Argh! Well, it may cycle through at some point.

It FOR SURE wasn't me. None of them will be!

[Capt. Flint]

Flint was the capt

Fair katey was crew

and none would dare dispute

but Katey handled the guns

and got the job done

and left the poor capt holding his boots

this one is for any and all parents.....

I am in charge

and give orders to all

and the had better be obeyed

but me oldest crewmember is four

and you can be sure

that it is she who commands the day

[Merrydeath]

Old Jac was a knarly old salt,

who had a bad case of gout,

He used to eat beans and stew,

and drink a horrible brew,

Until he blew a hole in the grout.

[Lucky Penny Hawkings]

*pulls out dagger, picks at teeth a moment before scrawling*

Now ye sit 'ere

Broken 'earted.

Tried t' crap

But ye only farted.

*giggles to self*

If ye love yer bonny wench

Ye know t'would be a farce

T' etch yer twoo luv's name

Where ye wipe yer arse.

[Lucky Penny Hawkings]

*more thoughts comes to mind*

Better t' make the head

Than t' make the bed.

GET GOOD HEAD. CALL 1-800-SEA-POTY

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

*Reads all the works of literary genius that have accumulated on the privy wall - speculates - takes out dagger and carves..*

"Throw naught ye' toothpicks into the privy, fer crabs can polevault."

*smiles as she knows she has accomplished her good deed towards humanity for the day*

[Lucky Penny Hawkings]

Which is of course, why Penny is wise and does not use this privy...

Arr.

:)

[the Royaliste]

Damn near steps in bag of lime outside the privy, laffin' so hard from readin' this drivel..( Hella funny, Penny!!)..drinks a whole case 'o crappy beer, jus' ta' hafta come back in 'ere quickly so's I kin' read more!

[Lucky Penny Hawkings]

'Tis been an interestin' mornin, Royaliste, thus the silliness...

*picks at her teeth with her dagger, jugglin' a few more limericks in her head as Jones naps in her lap*

[the Royaliste]

'Notices Jonesy strollin' out from under the wall, wonders if'n 'e's one 'o them kitties wot learns ta use the 'ead, an laffs some more!!! ....(careful wif' that dirk, lass!!..the dentists are a real bitch in this century!)

[CheChe]

R E V O L U T I O N

[RyannMacGregor]

*carves into the seat cover dispenser, upside down*

He packed quite the grand dirk,

That ne’er failed to work,

Wooing many a lass,

alone and in mass,

In this thread d’ he lurk?

let the silliness continue

[Viperpirate]

Removes a khukri and scrapes

beware of the walking dead,

for yea be better well read.

To understand the history,

be able to see thyne mystery.

For the fog hides what's on the deck.

Viperpirate 1706-1746

[Rosalinda]

They paved paradise

and put up a parking lot.

[Lucky Penny Hawkings]

'Notices Jonesy strollin' out from under the wall, wonders if'n 'e's one 'o them kitties wot learns ta use the 'ead, an laffs some more!!!  ....(careful wif' that dirk, lass!!..the dentists are a real bitch in this century!)

If he be a pirate cat, then 'e kinda 'as no choice when 'e's on a ship, aye?

*checks teeth*

*runs to the privy to whittle s'more*

A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

..but a Bird in the head is just messy.

*etched in the floor turned towards the privy, in very small letters.*

Must be hard t' do yer business bent up like that.

*then, adds a quickly-cut plaquard to the wall that reads the following*

LADS: Stand closer, mate; it be shorter than ye tell yer friends!

LASSIES: Keep yer arse planted for th' entire perfomance, missy.

[Darkmalkin]

Burned inta the ceiling wif fire:

"Go ugly early -- beat the 2:00 rush!"

["Mad Mab" Longfeather]

Merrydeath, Merrydeath, Quite contrary...eth

How doth your cannons blow?

With many a rumble, your enemies fumble

And with God's speed they go!

--Mab

[Mad Maudlin McCrumb]

It's gonna get messy wif everybody larfing their arses off inna privy!!!

"Of a' the trades a man can try

The beggin' is the best

For when a beggar's weary

He can just sit down and rest"

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

*Clambers into the privy with a mysterious bag from Safeway*

JONESY!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY

*Jonesy trots in*

Hey little fella! I brought you something!

Meow?

I didn't want you to miss out on all the fun going on in here!

Meow?

Whatcha think o' this little guy?!!

MEOWWW-WOW!!!

[the Royaliste]

"Hmmm", admires texture, takes a scoop, ramrodding it home in the number two gun, pointed to seaward....

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Captain, did you just fire kitty poo at the Hawaiian Chieftain?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the Royaliste]

Starts to reload, with a definite SH*T eatin' grin on 'is face!!!!

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

Cap'n... I wouldn't EAT it if I were you!!! Best just to eh... "shoot the sh*t!!"