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Flint was the capt

Fair katey was crew

and none would dare dispute

but Katey handled the guns

and got the job done

and left the poor capt holding his boots

:lol::lol:

this one is for any and all parents.....

I am in charge

and give orders to all

and the had better be obeyed

but me oldest crewmember is four

and you can be sure

that it is she who commands the day

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Old Jac was a knarly old salt,

who had a bad case of gout,

He used to eat beans and stew,

and drink a horrible brew,

Until he blew a hole in the grout.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

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*pulls out dagger, picks at teeth a moment before scrawling*

Now ye sit 'ere

Broken 'earted.

Tried t' crap

But ye only farted.

*giggles to self*

If ye love yer bonny wench

Ye know t'would be a farce

T' etch yer twoo luv's name

Where ye wipe yer arse.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!"

-the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-

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*Reads all the works of literary genius that have accumulated on the privy wall - speculates - takes out dagger and carves..*

"Throw naught ye' toothpicks into the privy, fer crabs can polevault."

*smiles as she knows she has accomplished her good deed towards humanity for the day*

-Claire "Poison Quill" Warren

Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas

www.talesofthesevenseas.com

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'Tis been an interestin' mornin, Royaliste, thus the silliness...

*picks at her teeth with her dagger, jugglin' a few more limericks in her head as Jones naps in her lap*

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!"

-the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-

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'Notices Jonesy strollin' out from under the wall, wonders if'n 'e's one 'o them kitties wot learns ta use the 'ead, an laffs some more!!!  :lol: ....(careful wif' that dirk, lass!!..the dentists are a real bitch in this century!)

:ph34r:

If he be a pirate cat, then 'e kinda 'as no choice when 'e's on a ship, aye?

*checks teeth*

*runs to the privy to whittle s'more*

A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

..but a Bird in the head is just messy.

*etched in the floor turned towards the privy, in very small letters.*

Must be hard t' do yer business bent up like that.

*then, adds a quickly-cut plaquard to the wall that reads the following*

LADS: Stand closer, mate; it be shorter than ye tell yer friends!

LASSIES: Keep yer arse planted for th' entire perfomance, missy.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!"

-the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-

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:ph34r::lol::lol:

It's gonna get messy wif everybody larfing their arses off inna privy!!!

"Of a' the trades a man can try

The beggin' is the best

For when a beggar's weary

He can just sit down and rest"

"You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"

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*Clambers into the privy with a mysterious bag from Safeway*

JONESY!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY

*Jonesy trots in*

Hey little fella! I brought you something!

Meow?

I didn't want you to miss out on all the fun going on in here!

Meow?

Whatcha think o' this little guy?!!

MEOWWW-WOW!!!

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-Claire "Poison Quill" Warren

Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas

www.talesofthesevenseas.com

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