Boats?! I don't see any stynkin' boats. Wot ye need boats fer??? All they do is leak and sink and stufff!! Now liquor on the other hand, why ye can use it to warm yer self, as an anit... natips....uhhh wound cleaner and seditur...steit....make them pass out fer surgery, yea that be it. Good stuff that liqr....lqui....uhhh...booze. Better than dem dumb pieces of wood dat sink.
Aminal
(promptly fall over backward and passes out)