A woman finds an old bottle on the beach and starts to polish it. A genie appears and says he will grant her three wishes. "But since you are married," he says, "your husband will get 10 times what you ask for."
"That's fine", she says. "First, I want more money than I could ever spend in my lifetime."
"Remember, your husband will get 10 times as much."
"That's okay, since I will have my own money."
POOF! The genie hands her a receipt for her checking account, and there are many many zeros on it. "It's all computerized nowadays," he explains.
"Next, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Remember, your husband will be the most handsome, and will have the eye of every lady."
"He will only have eyes for me, as I will outshine them all."
POOF! The genie hands her a mirror, and she is stunning.
"And for your final wish, mistress?"
"I'd like to have a mild heart-attack."