Cap'n Coyote

Captweaver should be well rewarded Her twisted jokes are ne’er hoarded She’s a lusty young lass Who’ll slam you on yer ass And shout “Prepare to be boarded!”

Did ye hear about the pirate ship full of red paint that crashed into the pirate ship full of blue paint? Both crews were marooned.

Here's a tasty little animated number I just found that hearkens back to captweaver65's first contribution. I apologize if it's been posted before, I haven't had time to read all of these posts yet. BTW, love the limericks! Thanks for adding to my collection! Star Wars Spoofs

Not in any way realistic, but the flashback fencing scene in Highlander where Connor just won't die is too funny. I am almost remembering some fencing scenes in A Company of Wolves. Can anyone confirm? I remember someone's hand getting cut off, but that may be because I just came from a Star Wars board.

As a former player of 2nd Edition D&D, I have just gotten back into it with the Dragonlance campaign. A fellow gamer and I have always tried to manipulate a standard Rogue character into a swashbuckler, and the 3.5 rules allow much more control, so we've been pretty happy with the results. We just recently discovered the 7th Sea core book, and are awaiting its arrival at our fav gaming store (read: Geek Shop).