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Merrydeath

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  1. FREE RUM!!! oh yeah, from the intros.. chuckles and wobbles over to the bench. Plops down then gets a dreamy look. I 'member one time at pirate band camp.. there was a guy named Flute.
  2. Who was that man without a mask.. or pants? He said bye to all us lasses, but he had to go make us safe from evil pirates. I wish him well..and sending a prayer in his wake.
  3. *starts a motion of the ocean in the pool, just to see if Morgan's towel gets wet and shrinks.* I am a pirate..
  4. I hear VD is the social event of the season! And we can wear little gloves when we shake hands. I do mean Val Day of course.. Opens the bottle of rum and spits out the cork.. Aminal, ya are a good man, er matey, er... QM! Master of Quarters ya are!
  5. Looks out from the safety of the bedroom, where she has been watching it all, including the dog tugging on Morgan's towel. She's been trying to clean up her closet from where it leaked this morning.. damn.
  6. you can get a temp tattoo at any Claires too, the kind you get wet and stick on, then use lotion to take off. As for the henna, get a sun around your belly button. or somewhere you can hide it.
  7. A few places, like the India shops, or Hot Topic, or even an old book of Celtic mehndi.
  8. Rumba lassy, happy birthday to someone who will never age, cause she is a classic! To the Mercedes of the pub.. Happy Birthday! rumba's present
  9. I have the kit, and if you get the good henna, it can last 3 weeks. gets out her stencils and henna mix, and lemon for the after spray.
  10. Georgia, and her new husband likes to collect guns and target shoot. Be my guest Scurvy! Braver and deader men then you have tried! Once when she was jogging about the St Louis Arch, she noticed a man in his car looking at her, as he was parked in the ARch circle. As she rounded another curve, she noticed he had exposed himself for all nature to see, and was showing her he appreciated her form. She ran close enough to get his license number and then shouted.. "that looks like a (weiner) but smaller. "
  11. also posted as Naked pirates and Free rum. thanks!
  12. welcome Beloved and Coastie!! may ya have a good time here and many drinks..and speaking of that, Care to make an introduction and buy us all a round?? You'll make a grand addition to tha group. Hopefully I can make it to the coast afore I am old and gray... like 2005. :) Aminal, the party intro did NOT say come as you are, NOR wear your birthday suit. However, ya are carrying a blunder buss, so all is forgiven.
  13. Squints at the sign, Squints at Aminal. well he did read it right... I'm just glad he carries a blunderbuss.
  14. So, when ya do the belly button, do you go from the back to front, or just make a big U turn from your belly? And do ya use a ice pick like me captain did fer mine? (ears not belly) I'm willing to try it on someone!
  15. Ahoy Capn, I be here to seek the plunder of the seas wit ya and your crew. I may be shanghaied by another one, namely the Scupper, but til then, I am at your service. Me Title is tender Weapons Tender, but was wondering about being BosuM Merrydeath. What!! ya mean ta say tis Bos'uN?? I'll be jiggered! Well that explains the looks at the maritime fest. Hmm. Anyway, here I be, tendering to your weapons, and do't worry. My weapons are mostly concealed.
  16. Well fer her I would use an ivory sail needle, but fer others, to pierce their ears, I just use a 9 pounder cannon. The use of the eyepatch has nothin to do with my piercing skills. Really. It had nothing to do with the jumping of the last person I made a new hole in. Light as a chicken??
  17. Come round all as the rum flows for your Captain and mine.. owner of the NQG Pyracy Pub. *Opens several kegs of rum and ale, and some cider for the youngens and a Diet Pepsi fer El Pirata. Gets out the cheesecake and other cakes, sets up a table fer the presents. * starts out the party with Pin the earring on the pirate game. Has her present of a new eyepatch on the table, then gets a tankard of rum fer herself and the birthday boy.
  18. Hear now lassy, the Scupper don't flog just anyone! He is a gentle and quiet man, given ta reading and tea. The idear of him running after ya and then floggin ya.. is perposterious. Unless ya took his Oreo ice cream and Hard Shell, an then I can see it.. Ya dinna steal his hard shell, did ya? (shudders with terror) Iffen ya stole that, I may need to flog ya myself. The terribul madness he gets into from someone taking his Hard Shell.. ya don't wanna see it. So, do we cross swords over the Scupp or do ya hand over his chocolate?
  19. Christine, you rock!! Can I try to pierce your ears later? the eye patch is just for fun, honestly.
  20. Considers if her budget will handle her renting the trailor and the plane ticket. sigh... nope.
  21. wow! that would scare the heck out of me! I've heard of protective ghosts before, but never anyone from first person. (shudders) Someone I knew, knew a murderer. He grew up with him, and after high school grew apart. This guy, Rick had a thing for a married woman and used to call her. Eventually, he killed her by hanging her in the basement. Her husband found her hanging there, with skin and blood under her nails. They eventually found out who it was and he is in prison. However the house is another matter. No one could ever stay in the house long. About every year, someone would buy it, but in a matter of months they would resell it. There were cold spots on the floors, especially in the basement. Lights would go off at the top of the stairs, thumps were heard on the floors, any rope in the basement would be knotted, door knobs twisted when no one else was home. Eventually the house was torn down, and another business was put up in its place, after everyone decided to rezone it for non-house use. No word on whether its okay or not.
  22. A friend of mine had a haunted house, the attic light was on all the time, someone swept the basement while humming, and the bathroom lock would SLOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY turn to open and then open to the room. They found out later that someone had killed himself in the attic.
  23. bends over just as a pillow goes flying by. Brings in about the only males allowed-- Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, and Captain Morgan..
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