theM.A.dDogge

ah...... right then....... .....keep the shoes....i'll go barefoot.... ....it's just coral....how bad can that be??

if i remember last year...which i admitt i am having some trouble doing....we actually never needed our rooms....just stayed up in the hallway all night....trying to find our sea legs...nope....had our sea legs....couldnt find our damn land legs.....

hey ....my wife just saw two pairs on E-Bay....so she bough them for me....a newr black smooth and a oldr brown smooth...only paid about twice what i already paid for mine....and theyre in my size..... i told her i would drive down to florida tomorrow and pick them up meself...... she is now asking me why i am sharping my swords and loading up my pistols anf blunderbuss...... told her might run into a "Hurricane".......

Bring fire wood, the stuff they had last year was just bloody awful and hard as a rock to split... Double Shot had to get a special wedge and was still having a damned hard time of it... ah....i think that was actualy a rock...or coral at least.....its an island....or at least a peice of coral with a bit o' sand on it....not exactly known for there trees??

yes...but ladies......I have a HAMMOCK...... so for a swinging good time.....me room will be open..... just not sure where i will be stayin yet.....

good then...i wont clean any of mine....and you can clean and maintain all of mine...for a demostration purpose....should take ya damn near th whole trip....and i am picky....i also have a doglock actin up...i didna know you worked on them too??....i would have had ya take a look at one of them at Beaufort????.....course i damn near forgot anything...with ya teaasin me wit that Ham hanging within plain site.....

We wish you could come play too. We'll miss you and all your scumminess. good riddance to bad rubbish...says I.....

WOT ARE YA TALKIN "ABOOT".....thought Matty won the free room....figureed the whole crewe would be bunkin wit him!!!

jerk.... keep braggin'....an ye might jest git a HOLE where it dont belong.... WHEN i git MINE......i be gittin the NEWR BLACK SMOOTH.....AND ......the OLDR BROWN SMOOTH.... .....damn it man just couldnt make up me mind.....

me..."teakettle" ....was the only thing not bruised in that photo..... and me bottom dont look half bad in this shot...same day as the "13th button" shoot.....most have been the photogaphers fault!!!! ya know.....that sounds kinda cool....kinda like.... the "13th Floor" the '13th Warrior" the "13th Button"..... maybe we got the title to the next summer blockbuster..... 'course it might have to be a horror movie...

count me in..... i already have a red coat...tall boots....and a white cap......they say i already look like a young Santa....and Billie looks alike a demented elf.....gittin the grey hair in my chin already.....What a great concept....re-encating Santa....whoooo---hoooo!!!! wait....i am in as Young Santa....right??? Young Santa...the debauchery years.....

oh yeah...billies' got em....just gotta git em back!?!?! oh yeah....the red-head....whoooooo-hoooooo!!!!!!

fried country ham...and a homemade biscuit..... i hate you calllenish.....

i actually found some northern climes more ...unforgivin(g)...no cool breeze off the water...the hummiddity is different...feels hotter than actually is.... but the keys....in early december....there is a reason they call this Pyrates in Paridise....metal underwear or no as far as the airport being 5 minutes walking from the camp..... ...i was talkin ...."island time" man....."island time"..... show up and yu'll know what i am talkin about...... and as far as MY FAVORITE PIC of me and me brother last year???? taken at the mouth of the GARDEN OF EDEN...in front of a life size portrait of Howard Pyles' Capn' Kidd hisself....me.... willie wobble....and some nameless ....toppless redhead..... damn...gotta find that photo....

well they dont call me ....MAD fer nuthin.... actually they call me a lot of things....usaully from a distance, behind me back....while pointing i hate "THEM" that are called "THEY".....

ok....cant help it.....gotta say it...... i am rootin fer these guys....hope to play with them someday.... but.... they kinda look like the orphans from the cast of ANNIE...... i keep expectin them to break into a song...while stealin meself blind.... how old are they???....whats the age range??...are they all Half-Pints??...if so i need to join....i'll take the rest of their rations.... ok...i know this just completely set me up for "come-upins"....so any of them may feel free to ridicule me in return.... just as ong as they sing..."it's a hard knock life"....thats me favorite... ok i'm done....goin back into me rhum..... (ridicule is the sincerist form of flatery) fyne job lads....fyne job indeed

oh i know.....you mean this one: or this one: were these it????

you mean this one??: or this one: or this one:

Captain of the Marines: Defender of Maidens: Keeper of Secrets: Master of me Domain: oh...oh damn.....

my foot....(seem to have been doin that a lot lately) my own ass on the internet....(beaufort post) my wife.....(explaining why she saw my own ass on the internet) Ma.......(tryin to figure out how to explain why me ass is on the internet)

hey....remeber to send me some of Beans practice books...so i can at least start learnin sumpthin....

i have in me possesion: a fiddle banjo lute piana and just picked up a practice chanter fer the Highland Pipes..... now if i could actually figure out how to play ANY of them......

then looks like i'll be stickin 'round fer two rounds.... make the first be a double.....oh might as well make the second be a double too!!!!...of wot???....dont really matter....just make em'deep!!

believe me ...Katie-darlin'.... they have ALL been licked......

ok...we SOOO got to re-enact this..... i recomend Buckingham Fountain....grant park, Chicago..... any takers??? know of a better fountain???? whose got a cherubs outfit???