theM.A.dDogge

ok...here's the REAL SCOOP..... the new show....titled "Americas Best"....with the host...Mike Kosta...former tennis pro turned comidian....who not only enters these infamous competions 'round the counrtyside....but is actually trained first by the reigning champion...then competes head to head in an all out war in the competion!!!! an since ....I....am the reigning Champion....ok co/champion...won last year with me brother....who cant make it down this year....boy is he pissed!?!?!....i will be trainning him on film all day thursday at the fort and encampment....how to walk the plank......!?!?!? there is also talk as part of the training...to enter the pyrate olympics as well..... of course.....i will be looking for an ....entourage....thats what famous people have right?!?!? also a bigger sized HAT.....dont think this one will fit me EGO anymore?!?!?! the soon-to-be......in-Famous M.A.d'Dogge i think i'm ready fer me close up...mr. deville....?!?!? ooooooffffff?!?!!? okokok....i can see the irony ass of fates wicked grin......so seriously ...they will be in for a couple of days filming extras scenes surounding the competion....they are a profesional production crewe from L.A.....please dont hinder their schedule....but it should be fun to have them around the camps....

yeah...i'm really excited too....'cause i just got a cal from....from...... DAMN IT....... all most let the cat out of the bag!?!?!!?!. diosa and hurricane swore me to secrecey...... let's just say.....i'll be busy all day THURSday......tehehehe and i think i will need to buy a new HAT....for methinks it will be to snug fer me ego by then...... COME ON DIOSA!!!!! can ya please tell everyone now!?!?!? pleasepleaseplease!!?!?!?! i understand why ya want to keep it on the down-low....but some folks might want to alter their travel plans to be 'round on thursday!?!?! plllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! i am so bad with secrets

AA is fer quitters...... saw it on a bumper sticker

i drynks the darker thicker beers.....but with my moustache....hav'nt actually tasted any foam in years!?!?! Yes, but you both walk around looking rabid three-quarters of the time. The other quarter you're aslee...I mean passed out, looking like roadkill. 'Tis very disconcerting. Then you put a foamin-at-the-mouth Maddogge in a dress...now that's what nightmares be made of... Did there used to be a point to this thread? dunno?.....dont remember??

I actually found some dutch oven instructions for the biscuits I am going to try... this could be a yummy experiment :) actually if ya put a small pie pan...on top of a trivit...inside the dutch oven...then they'll not burn on the bottom

sorry luv...cant do grits....born and raised in the great ocean feilds of corn....had my litteral fill of them...i can do about 2 ears of sweet corn a year...then my body goes into to fits...... but biscuits & gravey?...from homade sausage...homemade biscuits???....mmmmmmm....but right now i will be satisfied if i can git some country ham and biscuits...... course i have noticed that ole callenish has been remarkably silent thru these posts...

i drynks the darker thicker beers.....but with my moustache....hav'nt actually tasted any foam in years!?!?!

No guillotine but I do have a new straight edge if ye wish to keep it in the Sweeny Todd theme... ooohhhh....that i like

gotta be specific up this away....an no one up here knows what the hell a real ham should taste like???...what is salt pork????....they think sweet tea is iced tea with sugar in it....and i just git a dumb look whenever i order biscuits and gravey....and ask for the biscuit to be seperate on the side....they always put em under the gravey....How the heck you supposed to sop up the gravey if its already under there????... i ask you?!?! but they do have Hani's and coney islands.....and poonshki day....thats how its said not spelled!?!....which is a polish prune filled donut...made with real butter...eaten on fat tuesday....my first time i ate 6.... wasnt til later that day i found out there is anywhere from 1500 to 3500 calories per donut...depending on the filling!??!?!! i think i ate my weeekly calorie intake in one sitting!?!?...

Bushmills?...ah...a fine protestant lass here lads...careful...she'll most likely drink us all under the table.... course some of us...Mr. Hand and Meself...do some of our finest drynkin...under the table...?!?!!?

While you may not want to make the walk in the mornings, I will have hot water inside the fort on the parade grounds as I am doing herbal teas.... i'll bring my official "pyrate solar cook book."..lots of wonderful recipes.... for hot tea:.....mix tea with water...pour in cup...set in hot sun...and wait for lamb:....tie securely to ground....and wait for roast pork:...tie securley to ground....and wait

no....just a "country ham" fixation....grew up on good ole fashion salt pork and biscuits....now i live in D-troit...cant find any...an ole callenish had some down in North Carolina...and wouldnt share...just teased me with it....

now...was that a knife...made of leather???....or a knife to cut leather???

actually me thinks that Harry already mentioned that it just looks smaller cause he used a small square to mark off the area....the area shown on the Map was the same that just the archangel crewe covered last year....so of course...we wouldnt all fit there...unless you like the bunkhammock idea...i git top bunk...hehehe so i think it safe to say...whatever room we had last year...is the same for this year...but there are supposedto be more folks this time.... so i call dibs on the same 3 trees i hgad last year...as long as they are still there ...of course

long as both those Ham's git packed....Haimish and the country Ham

not sure when the bidding should end...i'm thinkin to leave it open for "last minute" bids once we all git down there...i also think it should be on sunday...the last day....would need to clear some time on the scvhedule...anyone know how to git a hold of those Bone Island folks?? anyone have a guillatine???

if i did...i would have cleavage to be envy of....so me thinks i shall leave the dress at home...this time....let the girls have their day

damn it man...dont think we'r goinna do this sober...do ya?!?!?! and Silkie....the high bids thus far are..... Black Syreen...$30 to cut M.A.d'Dogge hair ....with a sabre....ooohhhh and Edward is offerin $5...plus Pyrates Choice Rum to cut Lilys hair...she goinna need it so she can forgive him for giving such a bad hair cut!!! o' course i was expectin some of ya to go in on it...and really copme up wit somethin ...creative.... speakin creative...got to git wit the Bone Island Buccos....got a wonderful scenario idea to go with this!!!!!...kinda like a pyrate trivia contest...like a truth or consequence...type o' thing....

is it a coincidence that thar jest happens to be 7 days in the week??? lets see.... Saturday...are the days made for Bar-BQ's and Beer.. so definatley.... Gluttany Sunday... i just lay 'round cause i ate and drank to much on sat.....Sloth Monday...i hate goin back to work....i hate Mondays.....Wrath Tuesday...the only think keepin me at work is the paycheck...and since im here...might as well make some money...Greed Wednesday...kinda proud i actually made it to work 3 days in a row....Pride Thursday...pissed off and jealous that my co-workers actually took off friday...and i didnt think of it....Envy Friday.....i LOVE fridays....Cant wait or Friday to come...go party...Git some Lovin....Life happens on Friday....Lust hhhmmmmm....seems like a greater plan here...dont ya think???

...just hit the beach...any beach...and turn left...keep walking round the island...you will run into it...eventually

Well ye are the prettiest one in the crewe.... tis hell bein the pretty one....all the time....but if tis a burden i most carry...then carry it i must.....

Well ye are the prettiest one in the crewe....

ooohhh....i gotta make one.....also makes great christmas gifts!?!!?

have ya thought about add ing a seconed lachet?....so ya could wear a buckle...yur choises would be greater

was this the tall wedge that we saw the Fiddler was usin??