A Jewish attorney loses his mother and has to put his elderly father in a convalescent home. His father puts up quite a fight but in the end agrees its for the best.
A few monthes later, he comes back to check on his dad.
He tells his father, "Dad, I've decided to take you back home with me and take care of you"
The father replies, "No way! I love it here. The people here have such a great sense of humor! I laugh all day! My roomate, has glasses 2 inches thick and they call him Eagle eyes! The guy down the hall uses a walker and they call him Speedy! And me, your father......I haven't had sex in 25 years and they call me the Fucking Jew!