Leftover prime rib, in a sandwich, on Wonder bread with spinach dip. Yum!
Sign on a storefront Latino Evangelical church, whose name had been unwisely translated rather too literally from Spanish into English as "Intimacy with the Father". Yup, welcome to the Church of Incest!
The Sister (whining about Xmas plans)
The S-i-L (or should I say the S-i-Lly Cow!) She sent a belated birthday present for Mr. H. Same book I gave him on his actual birthday over a month ago. And at the time, I e-mailed her to let her know what I'd bought him, so that she wouldn't duplicate it. And she actually REPLIED to the e-mail, thanking me for the "heads up", then still went out and bought the same book. What a sieve-head!