Hester

This may have been mentioned before, but on Facebook, you can adjust your settings so that all the headings appear in "Pirate Speak". So, go to your Facebook page, click "Settings" in the upper right corner, then choose "Account Settings" from the drop-down menu. In the dialogue box that appears, click on the right-most tab, "Language". Now, click on the arrow beside the box that says "Primary Language", scroll down to the bottom of the list and select "English(Pirate) BETA". Your section headings should now all appear in piratey lingo, matey! P.S. I know today is April 1st, but I swear this is really is true. LOL

Roofers who insist on shouting to each other, not caring that they're bothering all their client's neighbours with their racket. Seriously, shut the eff up! You're standing right outside my window! Telemarketers who call [desptie the fact your number's on the no-call registry] when you happen to be waiting for an important call from your family, making you run for the phone from the bathroom, and then they hang up before you answer, forcing you to use *69 in case it was the important call you were waiting for. I hope you heard me swearing at you over the frickin' dial tone! (I'm sure the roofers next door heard me.)

Clam Chowder Roofers The Nurse's Station My Dad ... Red-Handed Jill wrote: Aha -- another addict!

^ It's a toss up between Surf Journalism, Post-Modern Theory, and Pirate Romance Novels < I could really use a little yellow pill today! V Ever had an 'interesting' experience in the Emergency Ward?

Just tell 'er that some cannons can fire golf balls..... ... and rubber chickens [or is that reference too specifically Canadian?] http://www.airfarce.com/cannon_targets.html

Rancheros

The clatter of ladders and the shouting of roofers working on my neighbours' roof. Groan! My nerves could do without this commotion today.

Fish tacos! Again! Dining solo tonight. For hors d'oeuvres, I'm eating avocado slices on crackers, while I sip my Corona and wait for the frozen battered fish to bake in the oven.

Today I lazily used the wrong ID on the wrong on-line board and inadvertantly 'outed' myself to someone I'd rather not have know about that particular alias. Within moments, I had a "friend request" from him for that ID. Oh, bugger!

Thinking I might actually live after all!

Migrainous, queasy & really fatigued ... and I have to get on a plane tomorrow morning -- 5 hr. flight -- and I hate to fly!!! And I haven't finished packing yet either. *Moan* I want to stay home!

beast

hips

Valium! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc

onion rings

Leftover lasagne Some progress My mom (who still seemed rather pre-occupied) The in-laws

Plus ca change... Decaf tea laced with Butter Ripple Schnapps

ringlets

BBQ chicken wings, veggies & dip Piles of clothes My mom. [i called her on the phone, but she seemed awfully impatient and snippy with me today for some reason, so I didn't bother trying to chat, just said I'd call her later. ] Mr. H [well, except for a quick goodbye this morning when I was still half asleep]

SpongeBob SquarePants Rectal Thermometer I laughed so hard I cried. The pirate song was great! I can't believe this is actually a real product.

Lou Reed

Yesterday: Fish Taco (it's becoming a serious addiction!) Creepy guy hanging around inside the changeroom of a lingerie shop. Apparently, his girlfriend was too stupid or mind-controlled to be able to choose her own underwear without his input and approval. I'd really appreciate it if 'happy couples' could refrain from playing out these little fetish fantasies where I need to shop. Blech! Suzanne via e-mail. Yay! An odd assortment of people who showed up in my dreams last night.

So glad to hear things went so well, Rumba! That's terrific!

Tanqueray

The Spruce Goose http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughes_H-4_Hercules