^Clowns aren't as scary as ventriloquist dummies.
^^Majolica serving bowl for baked potatoes -- shaped to look like a baked potato (or a giant turd, if no-one explained to you what it was supposed to be). And no, I did not regift it, I just junked it. However, its memory has given me years of amusement -- so, in that sense, I guess it was actually a really terrific gift.
< Bit giddy. Might be the drugs.
V Ever wake up laughing?