Jacky Tar

Andy, Iron Bess speaks true, items fer sale should be posted in Plunder. But if ye want t' meet pirates t' re-enact wit', ye hav come t' the right place. Tell us a bit 'bout yer self, an Ray over there will take yer coin fer drinks.

T' me lady friends, I'm a darlin'. But never ferget t' me foes I'm a pirate, which would ye prefer me t' be?

If Patrick got that wish, he wouldn't care 'bout usin' the other two.

Sir William, if there is room fer one more at yer fete, I would like t' attend.

Nay, pay is not a lubber word. Pay off: Nautical term, to turn or cause to turn (a vessel) to leeward. Pay out: To let out a line or rope. Now does it sound like a lubber word?

Killingsworth is the pubs fop piñata!!

Ransom gave orders t' sink any uninvited guests. Aye, good call, I thought. The CAt rumbled up on deck. "Oi, Red Cat. I don't suppose ye'd want t' stay behind while we go t' rescue Roberts?" I thought she'd crack me in the head wit' a belayin' pin fer that remark. I walked over t' Ransom, "Pardon, permission t' go ashore an fetch back Mister Roberts, Captain." She scowled at the captain part.

Paul Newman

"Last Request" by Paolo Nutini

Mad Magazine

If not fer yer cousin, I'd hav dispatched ye long ago!

The long hair is mine, I wear no wig, an me pistol is loaded wit' black powder. (Leave it t' a fop t' load his wit' wig powder an run around gigglin' like a fool!)

Or if yer Killingsworth, a ladies skirt t' hide behind! Where is Tess? (Killingsworth's cousin an skirt)

If yer goin' t' be a fop in this pub, ye better hav the skill or muscle t' back it up. Wouldn't want t' be on either receivin' end o' Patricks blunderbuss.

assassin

Brutus

Cesar Julio Romero (The first Joker)

Batman

I was goin' t' tease Patrick, but I remembered his flintlocks really work!

atom ant

If it were fer me father, an he was eighty... calculatin'.... two forty year old wenches! (Where's Patrick or Mad Jack, when ye need 'em?)

Hamburgers and Hot Dogs Some amazin' stampin' machines Red CAt ye should hav had that pickle Crazy Chole, wonder if she'd like this CD?

Morty if yer makin' this yer introduction, ye should offer t' buy a round fer the house. The pirates will gather an announce wot their preference be. I'll hav an ale if yer buyin', thank ye. Some folks will be friendlier, if ye fill out yer bio boyo.

I liked his display of physical comedy in, "Benny and Joon".

We hav fops t'day... er.. Metro sexual I believe. Plucked eyebrows, a bit o' eye liner and has a subscription t' GQ. Chases fashion an not always gay. Gents whose wardrobes include Armani an Dolce & Gabbana labels.