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Shipwreck John

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  1. I be cleaning my quarters. A little disorganised they are. :)
  2. I have been looking for a couple of good solid color Bandanas to go with my outfit. Most of my stuff is storebought, so I look more like a Hollywood Pirate than a "Period" one. I did find this link and ordered one or two from there. http://www.brandsonsale.com/solcolban.html Do you happen to know of any other places that make good solid bandanas?
  3. No Myspace, all my family is on the blogsot, so I am on that one instead I haven't posted in a couple of days though http://shipwreckjohn.blogspot.com/ There be the link.
  4. Tired! of waiting for this stupid computer to finish backing up....
  5. kind of driving in the right lane with the left turn signal on
  6. Yea, couldn't get her ta stop :) more than you know
  7. Washing the dishes, watching the history channel, Listening to rock and contemplating about getting more memory and hard drive space. :)
  8. Mr Moon, a drink be in order fer ye. I not be far behind ya though. Congrat on ye new rank Sah
  9. Hven't of of none jus' yet mate. however if you get wind of sucha rumor to be true I would like to know, give me a pm. I just finished readin that particular book meself and would interseted into seen a movie , being of course, such a movie would follow the book pretty close like. I have not read a Pirate novel before....That one being my first... and if it to be as true as I would be havin to believe, then it would suit me fine to stake claim here, being as i cannot find the proper thread to be doin' so, that If I had choose a pirate that I would be, It would be havin to be Robert Culliford, as according to Richard, He escaped the hangsmans noose to live a free man, after bieng a Pirate and stole William Kidd's ship not once, but twice, and then testified against the very man whom to which he had intentionally pirated., to save his own skin, and who also pled guilty to Piracy, but was allowed to go free on a technicallity, so to speak, after he testified against William Kidd, whom to which Richard Zacks claims to have proof of his innocence, as do others proclaim William Kidd was framed. that book sir, would indeed make an eexcellent movie.
  10. Drinking CHEAP beer and and answering emails.
  11. http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html if you win you get this!! tooks me 4 times, it did. How long will it take yuu?
  12. Blonde in a Circle A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
  13. A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
  14. Young Kristin, the editor of our trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Kristin called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Kristin's face. "An ID ten T error?" What's that in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an ID ten T error before?" "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So she pulled out a piece of paper and marked down, I-D-one-zero-T, and stared at it for a second while Wes beat a hasty retreat. Needless to say he gave Kristin's desk a wide berth the rest of the day.
  15. Good tune says I I be listenin to a little White Zombie......Thunderkiss 65
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