oh, that was great...
i dunno what would qualify as 'weird', so...
ah, wait a minute. the buncha lubbers in my school. because i came dresssed for talk like a pirate day, they have taken to calling me 'captain jack sparrow'. which makes no sense, as 1: i am female, and 2: one of them dressed as jack sparrow for halloween. but everytime i hear them say that, i just keep going through the spiel i came up with: "no, i am Annelise Striped-Socks, Captain of the Constipated Sailor (its a loooooooooong story, involving a vote and captain slappys ship namer). this tends to get odd looks, however...