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Pew

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  1. I avn't seen Sir William all day. Maybe we'll be throwin' 'im a welcomin' party, (back to work at the 'Kate). We can only make so many PB&J sandwiches. Whilest at the docks this mornin' a man-o-war jus' rolled in with a band lookin' fer a place ta play. Odd that you were lookin' fer some minstrels MercWench. I figured I needed a sammich and the guys needed to play.
  2. <<sees MercenaryWench asleep in the corner chair.>> "Morning Sir William, Traffic leaving port today was harrrrible. I'll be taken a double espresso and a steak, egg and cheese croissant. Be back for lunch. -PEW"
  3. ummmm . . . errr . . . Pequito hombre'
  4. Aye. I'd be interested also. Maybe a pre-run sometime soon?
  5. No shyte. I was actually gonna guess either the Turtles or the Animals. Gimme ano'er Diego.
  6. Tell 'im wots he's won Alex . . .
  7. Uhhhhh . . . . right. Now this end o' the bar needs some drinks. STOP 'oggin' the taps Diego!
  8. Good day all. Mr. William, I'll be down at the docks all night werkin' on me vessel. Sandin' and paintin the frame am I. Gimme a large plate of yer finest roast beef, two pints of Mackeson, and a shot of Jameson. I'll be takin' a plate with me as well. Don't feel much like werkin' tonight. Maybe a mug o' Black seal and Ginger beer 'll make the eve pass . . .
  9. Is it just me or did horses just neigh . . . Right, sorry. Mel Brooks.
  10. <<can't find the buzzer for this blasted game . .. >> I'm out . . .
  11. <<looking in as the early morning dew is still lighting on the counter. I stop and notice all of the windows are shut. There's an inch of water on the floor, but no pipes are burst. Writing on the specials blackboard:>> "Morning Sir William. Just picked up a basket of fresh mangoes. Thinkin' ye might like some for specials and all. Gotta run today. I'll have one of me mates check on the pipes for ya 'ere. Looks like ya got a leaker. <<notices squirt guns and damp fire hose>> "Ahhhh. Nevermind, I see the kids are out of school again. I'm jus' grabbin' a cup of Gold Coast Coffee. I'll be seeing ye for lunch. -PEW" <<Leaves mangoes under the blackboard.>>
  12. Jack Johnson, "I was sitting, waiting, wishing . . ."
  13. I'll see your Captain Bligh and raise you: Robert Newton in "Blackbeard the Pirate".
  14. Mornin' Sir William, where be . . <<notices Mercenary Wench asleep by the glowing coals>> Sorry me lady . . <<scribbling on a drink coaster for the 'Kate>> "Morning Sir William, Busy day for me today so just a scone and a cup of Brazilian Yerba Mate' Thankee as always. I should be 'round for lunch, so I'll catch up with you then. -PEW"
  15. Uncle Thumper - dead giveaway. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
  16. 'Tis a delicious Vodka when mixed with the Bull . . Very smoooooooth . . .
  17. Aye Mission. We're not in Kansas anymore . . . Have ye heard the trick of watching the Wizard as Dark Side of the Moon plays? Eerie, the scenes that coincide with some of the songs . . .
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