'Lo all! Oww - a new customer!! Welcome Captain Badger! Ye can temporarily hold my reserved seat at the bar . . . I'll have a bottle of the strongest hooch ye've got William, to go, if ye can. Need to get out of port, fast as I can!
I'll be a bit scarce round here for a few days, lots of work to get done so I can actually graduate. Wish me luck! And keep me seat warm!
*grabs a bottle, tosses the boys a wink, then breezes out the door*