CaptainCiaran

There was a knock at my door.

caress it

Had heavy rain and violent thunderstorms here last night, with lots of lightning and thunder. Cool and grey this morning.

Sounds like a job jes for awhile, Asukara. Try to jes appreciate it fer what it is at the moment and keep yer eyes open fer something better. Good luck, me heartie.

innings/streak

kiss it

belly/jolly

Bilgemunky -- I enjoyed what I heard on Sunday! Great job.

mad/Tru-ade

to the bar

^ is young with lots of dreams and is a dream (fantasy) to the old (men)(where she works)!

Barbecue, cole slaw and hush puppies! Sweet baby jesus, I've died and gone to hog heaven. A plate full for me, please Sir, and an appropriate keg o'beer.

actor

strip/work

I be cravin' chocolate today. Must do somethin' 'bout this!

Feeling something wiggling in the bed, I threw the covers back and shouted, "what the!"

bed/balls

Percent of pirates to lose an eye: ten.

"Arr, ye be a good man, Mister Godfrey," Ciaran said as he took a mug of the hot coffee fer himself and handed one to John. "Gramercy, mate". "Quite a view ye got up here," Patrick replied. "Aye, indeed. Tis the best view on the ship." The rain did its best to soak the mates up in the riggin'. Ciaran was used to it. It be one's tendency to fight it at first, tryin' against common sense to stay dry. But after awhile, ye let go of that thought and jes let yerself get immersed. Once ye become one with it, the rain don't much bother ye. And this rain was warm, so it actually felt good after the sun's hot rays. John McGuinty was tryin' to keep his spyglass dry and was constantly wipin' the ends with his wet shirt. "Jes put it away, lad," the older lookout said. "It will do ye little good anyway, as the visibility be cut down by these clouds. Jes rely on yer eyes now, boy." John did as Ciaran said and put his eyepiece away. Ciaran was right. Jes yer naked eye was better in this grey weather. John watched as the men aboard the Cutter continued their explorations. Soon ye figured they'd be headin' back to The Watch Dog, if the storm increased.

(raises glass) Aye!

lasso

Smirnoff Vodka on the rocks

Also tired, but thankfully don't have to work today. (Hang in there, Christine, it'll pass.) Had a very busy week, so am using today to run errands. Arrgh! The grocery store was a zoo!!!

chicken noodle soup and crackers

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