CaptainCiaran

Yes, these words will work as long as you don't tell me no.

Part o' me wants to go and part o' me wants to stay.

footlong

cologne/coming

homemade chicken salad sandwich with lettuce and tomatoe

Feeling pretty good, just catching up from my weekend. Was in the NC mountains at a retreat center. Had a wonderful time.

Shrimp! No, sorry, not ye, Arthur, I was referrin' to the special today. (sorry, mate, couldn't resist) I'll have a plate full, William. And a drink o'his choice for the good man from Kent.

Packed and ready to roll. Have a busy weekend of storytelling in the NC mountains, one being a festival for 2nd and 3rd graders, the other a professional retreat. Have to arise at 5AM Friday and be on the road by 6AM. But am very excited and ready.

baby powder

burning the midnight oil/bottle o'rum

walk the dog/Irish cream

Sumo wrestler

grigio/werewolf

^ be celebratin' his birthday today!

spiked collar

bottom lip poked out

I was almost afraid to look at this postin' with a subtitle like "Puke and Snot"! Braced meself for the images, kinda like knowing there be roadkill ahead and lookin' anyway. Thanks for the link, Jack.

sourpuss

Exactly, Lady B! My housemate (and former lover) is a Canadian, who came to this country to study and work over ten years ago. He did everything legally, first obtaining his student visa, then getting his Green Card, then just last week finally obtained his U.S. Citizenship. All during that time, he paid into the U.S. Social Security system, paid for his own health care, obeyed the laws, and did the entire process legally. He is so thrilled to now be a citizen of America! So, I fully concur that those wishing to receive the benefits of our country and all she offers do so legally, follow the rules, go the legal route by obtaining a work or student visa, Green Card, and then finally citizenship.

enchanted/glasses

Hound Dog

Oh my god! Mad Jack has been abducted by aliens and replaced by a pod person! (Ciaran runs to the Confessional Closet to perform an exorcism on Jack!)

Sinatra/lucky

toilet

Barbra Streisand/Fruit of the Loom