Fancy

I'm listening to my son run his mouth about the fact that I have all the Star Trek movies....

exactly, Ciaran Mad Jack... Hago!

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Quiero champinones. Y tu?

the closest I can figure is the mushrooms of the world but that's los champinones del mundo.

LOL! I sense a commercial recollection here. so, what did you write there?

cool... it's been years since I've heard it.

New York City

I love Led Zeppelin... and that song! and you! Ciaran... does your cd have Heart of Glass... that was one of my Blondie faves!

I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin you to beg me.... !!!! Cheap Trick I you.

:: leaves with Mad Jack, with a big wicked grin on my face... :: I knew you'd come for me, lover... it was fun getting soaked with rum... but I'm looking forward to being taken care of by you!

Unfaithful Bride Tavern

no, that's not desirable... but should it happen... just don't stop... the subsequent times take a little longer... keep on keepin' on!

She makes his coffee, she makes his bed She does the laundry, she keeps him fed When she was twenty-one she wore her mother's lace She said "forever" with a smile upon her face She does the car-pool, she PTAs Doctors and dentists, she drives all day When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three And every Christmas card showed a perfect family Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design Spit and polish till it shines. (song title) Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find God forbid you change your mind. (song title) She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits With no expression upon her face When she was thirty-six she met him at their door She said I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore....

to to um.... RUM!

even if'n ye've not been alone... all ya gotta do is like it... a lot... and it could/should take hours!!! oooooooooooh yeah..... :)

well, remember how you said it was chilled... it's cold, but feels quite good on this warm day... and... the rum and all this licking is getting me quite wet... I mean, the rum is running in places... that... ... ... ...where's Mad Jack when I need him?

like a rock.

far out, man!

butt flap

Ok, I'll tell now... It's Confederat Railroad's Trashy Women... they sing... "I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold. Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold. Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree I want a woman just as tacky as me. Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side."

"and in just 7 days.... I can make you a man!"

no, not muscles... Oh... that's your word... oops! um.... BUFF!

a hard pyrate is good to find... I reckon I've rum too much drank.