That's beacuse it isn't him. Heh. I thought it was a fair imitation, however, and it sounds way more like him than the LOTR ones sound like their actors. Looks like him, though. Plus I like being able to have a hands-on 3D model of his outfit since I'm trying to make my own custom doll to match the Will Turner one I did.
Wait, who told you I was using it as a paperweight? On the plus side, I haven't lost a paper yet!