Yer Flogger's still around here somewhere - just been busy packing up all my booty to haul it down to Portlando and selling what won't fit in my new digs on ebay. Be easier to do all that if I stayed away from the rum, but the bottle's empty now, so no worries.
Did I hear you say someone needs punishing? 'Cuz the whips ain't packed yet, and my fingernails are always ready to go.
Speaking of which, I've commandeered Sir Nigel to help me sail down south. I'll try not to lose him on the way back, but if you never hear from him again... well, I probably had something to do with it.
A little over two weeks until I head on out of here, and none too soon. It is insanely cold.