lady snow

your vocabulary consists of mainly arr, aye and sea you know to pillage first and then burn

a panda bear walks into a bar and grill and orders his meal. after finishing he pulls out a gun and fires at the hostess, then walks out the door. another patron asks his friend what that was all about. his frioend says simple - look it up in the dictionary. which he did finding - panda - eats shoots and leaves!

now you just have to work yourself up to that rank here!

tsunamis

i hail from northeastern pa and my home fair is the pa ren faire in south central pa. i'm also a member of the steel rose players with the endless mountiabs medieval festival.

the pa ren fire runs from the 2nd weekend in aug through the last weekend in oct in south central pa. the 2nd weekend is pyrate weekend! there will be a lot of the local pyracy pub members there that weekend. being a season pass holder myself, my 1st mate and myself try to be there every weekend.

hi enigma - gl;ad you could join us! hows about passing the popcorn?

gee ciaran - didn't know you were entering the wet chemise contest! ****hey everyone - new entry***** skloooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flamingo croquet

off with his head!

the little dog laughed to see such sport

you and how many others there, blenderwench! and i hope to be there sunday - i'll have the renfaire discs ready for you then merc. is your sister on cast this year?

quiet

good den, sir william. just stopping in for some belgian waffles and a mug of mead before heading out for the shire and our last weekend of the endless mountains festival. see you fine pyratical folks after the weekend!

dot's brother - animaniacs

yacko

cap'n p.e.w. good to see you back christine!

diego - that's the style of music not the dip!

that's good, as long as you're not spinning more than your coat! is the ice cream ready??????????????? Today's special is Pheasant served up with shrimp and asparagus. And a fine mead. that would really hit the spot sir william! me late ,ate once got a pheasant in nepa. we sent to my parents (had a friend deliver it to them in nj) he went up to the door and put a drinking vessel on top of the wrapped frozen bird and presented it to them saying he was bringing them 'pheasant under glass'

only have 43 hours to go til opening gate of the final weekend of the medieval fest. can't wait, but it's going to be hard closing the sjire for another year!

barrett's privateer's a a fave here and parf did a filk version for last season called 'drake's men' the chorus being; well damn them all and i've been told we'll cruise the seas for spanish gold we fired no guns, shed no tears i'm a broken man on the devonshire pier the last of sir drake's privateers

welcome aboard cap'n. you do knkow the rules say that you buythe first round.... tske your time and walk around our place and i'm sure you'll find plenty to keep you busy. enjoy our site.

nahhhhhhhhhhh - salsa is really great to dance to!

the shrimp looks divine, i'll take on order. come on over herre, merc. let's chat about faires and fests and celtic flings! some grog wuold go well to wash down that meal. thank ye muchly.

ah, yes, pyrates. and let's not forget - if anything ails ye, there be an apothecary ready to administer eye of newt to ease yer woes.