I would love to hear i fight between pirate and wench like in interview with a vampire
"You think i would let them harm you"
"Ofcourse you wont danger holds you to me"
"Love holds you to me"
of course seeing that most pirates are well not that romantic and the ones that are become play things for me cat and nine tails i doubt i shall ever see me wish fofilled.
Also if ye sees a film called the tenth kingdom imagine a wench to a pirate
"Whats that sticking out of your trousers its quite a buldge"
(note above line is refering to the acters tail! not what it could sound like to ye without the cleanest of minds)