Black Syren

im not sure I wanna meet him in some dark alley... It's almost like he has a Secret Weapon...Im so going to show hubby this one *grins* I think that is one toy I would have to take back and exchange...

Ummm Are ye supposed to blow him up????

Rumba gorgeous pictures and Silkie..OMG! lol that is great...And Brig she is gorgeous..it's a good thing Daddy is a Pirate...

How about smart alecs?

SMART ALECK ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ALECK ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets

.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

SMART ALECK ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

SMART ALECK ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

ticket.

SMART ALECK ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: ' Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

SMART ALECK ANSWER OF THE YEARC22008 !!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A

smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam

with your other hand.'

A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's good

Lily livered anthropagists!

did he just call me a flowering chimpanzee??

Well at least you will smell fetching!

I agree I never liked her either and used to pull her head off..rather be outside playing war, or tag than dolls.

However her being uneduacated..I do not think there is not a job Barbie has not done..including being president!

Image is not everything...it's who you are on the inside that counts or at least it should. I would hate being a clone of someone else. I like me just the way I am..Barbie thin or not!

They claim that Barbie gives young girls and teens a shape that they must strive to look like. Personally I never felt that way about her..she is a doll and not real. I would be more concerned with reed thin models in magazines who starve themselves. Next they will try and ban those.

Hey so I could practice law!!! I knew I was special! *poking fun at oneself is a great way to...errr...hmmm...never mind! lol*

Speaking of lawyers did you hear that one state is trying to ban Barbie?

Ok I went to Home Depot/Lowes/ Ace Hardware and a little place known as Winkley's Trading and Supplies..They have all kinds of stuff and really hard to find for some of it and no such luck with the Durham's. Im going to call the automotive stores around here and see if I can find it that way as well as check with the local craft stores.

Take your time..Just know we are sitting here waiting for the next installment. But now you have me me really curious about what will come next..Dangit Patrick..Now im going to obsess over this! LOL

This comix gets better and better! Well done Patrick!

Itty Bitty

See how scared he already is! *looks smug*

Pssstttt Lady B...I already "wrathed" him! He shall fear the Syren! RODLMAO

navel

Chocolate!

HUGS!!

Try this..

http://www.ehow.com/how_4809718_making-rop...ed-sandals.html

Hmm I work for Home Depot so Ill take a gander and see if I can find it...I just don't want it to break cause then I'd cry...

Thanks Patrick...I tried to even find someone that sold Titanium for jewerly or some other metal that might be cheap enough to practice and no such luck.

Hmm I have never heard of it...Ill have to look for it, so it dries not very flexible? I wonder just how flexible it would be...

Whew tis a good thing cause then I would have to rescue Lady B...

Aye, perhaps in due time the coinage 'll be there for a fine pair of Friesians well trained to pull such an extravegant carriage.

Ooo, do show pictures of the Belgian when you can. Eager to see her. After all, even horses can be a part of one's arsenal.

~Lady B

Definitely a pair of Friesians, or andalusians!

Anyone have any experience with Friendly Plastic??