William Brand

Lots of sugar. Lotsssss of sugar. But I could pour some rum over it if you like?

I am proud to present the Jack of the Watch Dog. Aye.

(William returns from a long stint at the Kate and a few late nights sewing) Good morning, all. (He goes to the shrouds and makes his way to the top of the top main mast. There, he produces a length of black cloth which he spreads upon the wind and fastens to the mast.) ARRRRRRRRRR! It's a thing of beauty! I love a new jack! Oh wait. What's this note? (reads all the notes posted on the ship)

Pudim de leite condensado for dessert.

Bring on the gumbo!

That, sir, is entirely up to you. (gestures to the wide assortment lining the shelves)

He is a dashy young bloke. Today's special is Jambalaya and Red Beans with Smoked Sausage and a side of cornbread. We als have fresh squeezed lemonade today. With or without spirits.

Here I am serving cheetos at a party... uhhh...uhhh.

Thank you, all. I'm enjoying being a father. The little gentleman smiles all the time.

A new pic of the little lad.

I just got back from hiking. Wow. What a nice day. In an hour I'm going to my sister's house for dinner and games.

Aye. The last three nights...3 AM, 2 AM, 2AM. I too am doing as little as possible.

Dearest William...You do me such kindness with a proffering of temptation! I thank you from the bottom reaches of my heart! Happy 4th to you and your family, as well!! Any plans for the day? I'm doing yardwork.

Happy 4th!

Some Kahlua for Ciaran.

How about some brazed Brazilian beef with a slice of Jerusalem Syrian cheese and a glass of Landy Greyhound?

Well. Let it be a mission between us to find out who we should speak with at the fort on the matter. It would be a joy to stay within the walls of the fort and tell stories late into the night. -W.R.W.

Where can one camp in the fort? Does one camp on the grounds? Is there cover of any sort. I've never been there so I was wondering if someone can explain the layout and the camping possiblities? Where would one shower? What facilities are available to the camping pirate? Pictures? -W.R.W.

I'm sorry for the protracted abscence, but I was buried under previous obligations. Please except this treat from the Kate. I brought enough for everyone. (presents bananas foster, smothered in rum and cream) You can have it sans cheesecake if you like.

Not even one piece smothered in sauce?

Well, well, well. I've been away for days and everyone makes themselves to home, just as it should be. It's so nice to find the home fires burning and a host of goodly pirates patroning the establishment. Aye. Can I get anyone some of this...? It looks deadly. DRAW SWORDS!

Aye. I've made my share of enemies. Cake?

I think you mean death threats and court orders.

and a greek coffee.