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Kalum

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  1. That would've been the easy way...
  2. Across from Von Draken? We passed through there a few times last year. If you heard "Rum...Rum...Rum Rum Rum" that was us.
  3. But where's the fun in that Patrick?
  4. I'll see if I can dig one up. Someone has to have recorded it somewhere
  5. So very true there! -ports- pillaging!
  6. Is that anything like checkmate or CoffeeMate? ::falls over laughing:: Almost lost an'ther pint o' rum t' the monitor with that mate!
  7. (black powder to parrots? Interesting...) islands
  8. Oddly enough I've seen something similar in the PotC game by Bethesda. When you died at sea they had a cut scene which was very much like what you described...might try to find a screen shot of it?
  9. We keep gettin' back t' th' rum thing... Keg!
  10. Whilst I can't take the credit fer pennin' this here fine tune...I felt the need t' be sharin' it...so 'ere it is. Enjoy it mates... Here be a little back story fer ya: "This song tells of a lavish ball at the castle of Cairrigh Muir, that was sabotaged by evil-minded pranksters. It involved three crucial elements: the punch being spiked with a potent aphrodisiac; painfully itchy rose-hip seeds being thrown on the dance-floor, where they were kicked up into the ladies' undergarments; and, at a crucial and premeditated moment, all the lights in the castle being extinguished. What followed next was, by all accounts of the day, 'an orgy of sich greet magnituid, that twenty-four acres of corn wuir f***ed absolouitly flat.'" -Anonymous Four and twenty virgins Came down from Inverness And when the ball was over There were four and twenty less Chorus: Singin' balls to your partner Arse against the wall, If ye never been laid on a Saturday night Ye never been laid at all! (Chanting, "Wank, wank, wank..." etc.) There was screwin' in the parlor There was screwin' on the stones Ye couldnae hear the music For the wheezin' and the groans The Queen of England she was there Backed up against the wall "Throw yer money on the table, boys I'm goin' tae do you all!" James the First and Sixth was there A sight you should've seen He was the King of England But he wanted to be the Queen... Ivan Grozhniy, he was there That awful Russian cad The Boyars called him "Terrible" But the ladies said "Not bad..." The Count and Countess, they were there A screwin' on the stair The bannister broke, and down they fell They finished in mid-air The village baker he was there And causing quite a scene When he bent the lassies over And he filled their buns with cream The undertaker, he was there He was wrapped up in his shroud A-hangin' from the chandelier And pissing upon the crowd The village cripple he was there But he could not do much So he lined the lassies against the wall And did 'em with his crutch The village postman, he was there But the poor man had the pox He couldnae do the lassies So he did the letterbox... The village idiot, he was there A sittin' by the fire Tryin' tae "get it on" With an India-rubber tyre The village magician he was there And he gave us all a laug When he pulled his foreskin over his head And disappeared up his arse... When he went out next morning The farmer nearly shat For four-and-twenty acres of corn Were fokkit nearly flat! And if you think I'm wicked Now I've sung this awful song The original's twice as dirty And it's fourteen times as long...
  11. So true there! Rum does get rid of the chill most efficiently! Sadly the day of this raid falls on another which I must attend. I'll pass the news onto some of my crew that's in the area though. I'm sure they'll be up for a night of pillaging Fells Point!
  12. So very true there Phil...so very true... :)
  13. Damned...this one's got wantin' t' be back up north! Well it did fer a few minutes when I realized how bloodly cold it was up there right now:lol: Is ya gettin' Duncan and the Juryrig crew t' show up fer this one? If'n ya are I'm really gonna kick me self.
  14. Oh Bully...that does look fun ::runs and grabs the pyro kit from the garage::
  15. A wee bit tired an' since I just woke up...I guess that's natural...life's been pretty unpredictable as of late and that's been drainin' me energy a wee bit. Hopefully I can kick that 'ere soon...
  16. Oh that's just too good...almost spit me rum out all over the monitor when I saw the one with Edward Scissorhands cuttin' 'is hair...
  17. Dorian, Myself and Shaelyn were just talking about this the other day on drive back from FLaRF. We got to thinking that maybe the soles would actually be rope as well instead of a leather sole. I would think that for going aloft they would provide good traction and be easier on the feet. Granted this would be mainly for warmer climates like you said. However, in the warmer months in northern areas they may have been worn as well. Like you though, I haven't seen any paintings or drawings that depict this, but it's something to think about.
  18. Shaelyn and I both tried it when we first took them out of the package sent by HarborMaster...oh how wonderful a sound it is indeed!
  19. Just got our coins in from HarborMaster and GOD DAMNED! I'm impressed....the ammount of detail is amazin'! :) Good show mate! Got here just in time for FLaRF's Pirate Invasion this weekend too!
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