OK, I'm drunk, and I've just watched the home team (da Minnesota Vi'Queens) give away a game, and lose yet another chance to back into the playoffs. Theresa Jackson captained us to a franchise low in offensive production. Brett Favre of the Green Bay Packers pulls it out, as usual. No more football for Ol' Jack this year, nor his typing buddy Jack, Jr. (aka "Shtinky Puddin'")