There was some dialog about "thongs" when I came on board...
https://pyracy.com/in...75
Actually, this thong business doesn't bother us so much as the whole "Brazilian wax" thing.
Ahhh, Landlubber... now you've touched on the Brazilian wax. Ai, Caramba wax found deep in the Amazon rain forest is an alternate peace-tie. When applied between sword blade and scabbard it forms a bond resembling epoxy, hence the Portuguese name Ai, Caramba which comes from the expression/oath "Ai, Caramba!" used when trying to remove ones sword, dagger or pistol after application. Brazilian wax is not recommended for pirates
Jas. Hook