Lady Barbosa -
Yea, they could land in Manhattan, confer with Cap'n Kidd and round up the 'nutcases' march 'em over to the East River and have them walk the plank at South Street Seaport.
Mission I can envision, in a Bill Murry role, as Bo'sn Carl (who replaces Gibbs) swinging in a hammock between two palms dreaming up schemes rid the island of gophers. All while being plied with rum punch by beautiful island gals.
Jas. Hook
It's OK now, I've just taken my gunpowder n'rum medication and feel much better now.