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oh no!

I feel another obsession coming on

killer clowns from outer space

this is the first time I have admitted to liking this movie.

I have been in denial for YEARS.

can't help-it just crept up on me.

for as long as I can remember I have publicly spouted about how bad a movie it is.

and it is REALLY bad...but I just can't help meself.

clowns are just creepy-have always hated them.they're just like baby dolls=evil,creepy toys that demons from hell send up to control and pervert us.

OMG I didn't know I had any more closets to come out of-hehe

It began with a horny squid's wink,

At a pirate girl, nude in the drink.

She grew hot as his arms

Fondled mammary charms.

Then succumbed when he tickled her pink.

Thanks for the compliments, if that was one.

Har, har! Anyway, don't you think it's more fitting to dress like an angel and fight like the devil? If you look sweet, people will think you're approachable. Little do they know...

yes,Capt Roberts that was a compliment

I hadn't thought of the subterfuge angle.

...uh... I mean...AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR -fool em with their own pretty flag.

har har

well Capt Roberts,

ifn yer lookin for twisted plots;

13 ghosts

stigmata

the haunting

rose red

or

you could get stupid with

scary movie 1 & 2

urban legend

for this time of year I like to watch a good selection of vampire movies(I have over 50) & blackbeard's ghost

today I had a Roger Corman fest while I worked.just got the 2 cd set with ;

a bucket of blood

little shop of horrors

the terror

the wasp woman

and after halloween I must see my 2 favorite, leading-into-christmas movies;

nightmare before christmas

edward scissorhands

and 'tank girl' is for all occasions-hehe

...gotta see rocky horror again-its been too long...

Jack, a successful pirate Captain, is walking along the shore of Tortuga. He finds an odd shaped lamp, so he picks it up and rubs it to get the sand off.

Out pops a Genie and promises to grant Jack only one wish. "Gee, I have everything I need. I can have any wench I want when in port, more money than I could ever spend, and I am free to travel anywhere in the world fighting and pillaging. I really can't think of anything that I really need," says Jack. "Think hard," says the Genie, "there must be something you wish that you had."

So Jack thinks long and hard for 20 minutes. Finally he says, "You know, I really do love drinking good rum, but sometimes I just can't find it when I want some. Therefore, I wish that I could piss rum." "Very well," says the Genie, "Pissing rum you shall have." The genie hands him a glass and instructs him to piss in it. He does. Then she asks him to smell it. He does. Then she asks him to taste it. He does. "This is the best rum I've ever tasted!" Jack exclaims. "Thank you." The Genie disappears, and Jack returns to his favorite pub.

When he gets there he finds 2 glasses and pisses into each one. He takes them over to Evelyn,his favorite wench and gives one to her to drink and one for himself. "This is delicious," Evelen tells him. So every night for the next 2 nights he comes to the pub, pisses in 2 glasses and enjoys the drink with Evelyn. On the third night he comes to the pub but only pisses rum into one glass. When Evelen sees him and asks him,"Where is my drink dear Captain Jack."

"Ah," Jack replies, "Tonight I will teach you how to drink right from the bottle."

Capt Roberts,

har har har!!!

but...you look just too angelic in yer new avatar.I see that picture and wonder ifn I stepped into the foo foo pub,where they play brittany spears music and paint each others fingernails.gives me the shivers when I get that image.

just teasing ya.you are a very stunning woman...and blond,very blond.

Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship.

A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes. Bob again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard. The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything.

Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?"

Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself once I start - everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship."

I am heartless and cruel,yet infinately kind.

My cabin boys do like it,or I send em home to their mommas

hey DuCouer, how bout Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham. I love assertive women.

Has anybody mentioned Kathryn Hepburn, another fave of mine.

didn't think anyone was gonna name Katherine Hepburn.she had that 'command pressence' that you need to lead people,perfect for a pirate queen...oooooh and she was just so sexy!

Greta Garbo

Drew Barrymore

Sandra Bernhard

Tina Turner

Catherine Deneuve

Queen Latifah

Jodie Foster

along with many others mentioned above

:)

A passionate wench from Madrid,

Once had an affair with a squid.

She said,"I've tried eels

And disported with seels,

But once you've been squid,you've been did.

been busy with work and not checkin in here much...

thanx fer the praise n groans. don't think I can't all hear you all groanin out there.

:)

Thomas B, I'd be more n happy ta scrub the cabin boy,n flog him n lick him...

hb EP

hehe

There was a pirate wench of Brighton,

Whom nothing could possibly frighten.

She plunged in the sea

And with infinite glee,

Was fucked in the ass by a Triton.

always glad to serve me Captain superior

:)

I know the pic is fuzzy, but that's me (my new avatar) in my new hat. It's a plushy riverboat hat with a wired brim (shaped into a tricorne), new flashy trim and an entire feather boa. Voila!

Capt. WE Roberts

WELL!!!

Capt Roberts,

never woulda guessed you for that gorgeous foo foo hat-wedding hat,I presume

it looks really purdy!

hehe

you can do it!

I did space mountain 24 times in half a day and they always used to have longer lines.

have fun and happy birthday

look forward to seeing it.

:)

"it's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."

-Garrison Keillor

One day a tired sailor goes into a bar and orders a beer. While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg and a head the size of a fist. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your head get to me so damn Tiny?"

The old sailor replies "I used to be a pirate, and I gots drunk and insulted the Captain. I was marrooned on a deserted island.I lived there for about three years. One day a beautiful mermaid came up on shore. she gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but this mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex. So i said "how about a little head then?"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

My kinda pub

"Years ago, I was bitten by a queer. And now, whenever the moon is full, my wrist gets limp, my eyelashes get fuller, and worst of all, the next morning I wake up with the worst pain in my backside."

HARR HARR HARR

GOTTA SEE THAT ONE

I don't drink that crap yer nothing

ToKillYa...that is just too cute :)

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and REDRUM

Also if you are allergic to them coat the pointy part with clear nail polish. hoops are always in style.

ERIS Blackrose

Will that work???

yeah,it works great,just hafta redo it often