captweaver65

have a redrum on me!

ye, they do, but you'll never see a man put one on. Toilet seat covers are designed to send seat and lid slamming down as soon a a gent begins to take a pee! If you're not fast, ol' "Mr. Happy" might get a crushing blow as the seat falls. And, of course, if you're peeing, there tends to be a mess.

So there you are, mopping up pee, "One-Eyed Johnson" sore, and you're cussin' like.. well... like a pirate. Then the Mrs. comes in, reading you the riot act for peeing on the rug that matches the toilet seat cover that caused the whole problem in the first place!

A Word of Warning:

Toilet Seat Covers turn your toilet bowl into a Penis Guillotine!

AAHHH!!!

another weapon to add to me arsenal.

AAAAARRRRRRR!!!

hafta get the big extra thick plush covers.HARR!

knarlies beware! Capt Weaver's toilet seat is out ta get ya

*laughs maniacally*

don't kill him,Black Jack...I kinda like some of my cabin boys in dresses,gives me easier access.

and we don't want ta go into all the issues that makes a pyrate the way we are. go to some head shrinkin forum fer that. suffice it to say that most of us are social outcasts.the only societal profile I fit in is of me own makin and I like it that way.

Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire.

The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm..

The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm!

The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork....

HARR! HARR! HARR!

well Black Jack,

don't know if I want that wniny creature on my ship.

kanasta,

we like to come here and unwind,have a good time. part of the pirate lifestyle we enjoy often includes drinkin.if ya don't like it,it'd be best ta go somewhere else.to be in this port ya gotta at least be tolerant of others peoples ways.

Capt. Weaver, methinks ye sent this mesage to the wrong topic.

Capt. William

I was responding to something cheche said on the first page of this thread

:)

I daily light a candle of hope for all those protecting us in whatever capacity.

i's don't know. maybe? was playing with name similarities  this who CheChe talks about:

Dale Chihuly's Website

i's thinks he is a real artist    looks like a pirate  arrrr

chihuly has paid his dues in the glass art industry and now his students follow his directions.he's earned the respect he gets-he has burns all over and lost an eye to boot.

his other nautical connection is his habit of filling small boats full of his sculpture pieces.

just don't stand under his sculptures in case of earthquakes

It's Wednesday right now... I just watched the episode that was on tonight, and I loathe Jon even more than I did before. He is foul and wretched, and should be keelhauled, flayed, and *then* hung for high treason. He isn't worthy of being in the game, let alone getting any farther.

How dare he?!?

--Mab

I put me vote right in there with ya,Mab.

jon is THE worst person I have seen on the show.

and what he did tonight,playing on everyone's emotions was inexcusable.

what a lieing piece of buzzard dung!

I'm gettin it just fine

"Stopped in 'ere to takes a whiz,

Started laffin' whilst I read this 'biz'.

Laffed so hard I let 'er dangle,

wif' nary a care 'bout the yella stream's angle.

Kinda went everywhere during the fall,

E'en scribed 'double 'RR's upon the wall.

So now me boot's on top 'o this keg,

Whilst I tries to dry me own pantleg!!"

"Good one 'bout the 'dirk', 'Quill!"

HARR! HARR! HARR!

I heard that trader joes carries it.

havn't tried it yet,but I must have the bottle-it is just too cute.

long john lizard is perfectly adorable.

SoBe grape grog

You gonna post the pics, or what, Weaver??? At least the ones that are rated PG, eh? ARRRRR!!! Let everybody see how great we looked that night!!!

I posted those pictures and many others at my new yahoo group

Captain Weaver's Pirate Perversions

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

have a couple drinks on me

DIE! DIE! DIE! FOUL AND SCURILOUS SCUM!

THEY MARROONED OUR BIG HAIRY PIRATE RUPIE!!!

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

me heart aches...

Ol' Black Jack never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

So at birth Neptune blessed him with the proper tool for bed.

He also learned ta plunder n' also learned ta sail.

And some whar along da way, he learned ta love his ale.

He got hooked up with Captn. Weaver in the southern Med.

Now they're both at the end of a rope , hangin' til' they're dead.

:) :)

*whispers*

that's a right beautiful poem...in its own twisted way.

thanx for the heads up,sooz.

that frosty morgan's is aweful hard ta resist.

nice stuff

:)

Maddy's computer is offline.

she's appreciatin all the love

Hooded n' tied twas' Captn' Weaver n' I

Noosed at our necks atop a gallow so high.

The justice raised a ruckuss,

that we'd go to hell in a bucket.

Da Captn' yelled, "An we're enjoyin' da ride"!

thinkin

hmmm...what do I do with a pirate who knows me only weakness?

gotta either love im or kill im

made my choice

:)

sick as it is,I thought pirate barbie was just adorable

whippings

Ye like whippings???

of course I like whippings in both knots and on the backs of the deserving

:)

Wishin' ye a fine day o' floggin'! Givin' or receivin', whichever is yer preference!

'ave a good one, Lass!

aye,and a nice floggin she got from me very own hand.

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Flint was a Captain from Baltimore

Who loves raiding merchant ships offshore.

He would fire his gone

Never to be outdone

With his feet standing knee high in gore.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

almost forgot ta wish ya yer greetings here too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

hope ya like the grog.nothing like alcohol and caffeine put together-hehe.

she's quiet cause she's been out a partyin,of course.

had a nice bit o rum n a little bit o pirate swappin-hehe.

her pirate master is just the cutest,sexiest hunk of pleasure you'd ever want ta meet

and her main man,Red Rum is a big delicious,brooding bull.

hard ta make all the pub threads with fun going on

:) :)