Ray the Bar Keep Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 Aahhh Red Cat ....Do ye need some asprin...
Black Syren Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 Why Lo there Ray! *Leaps to sit atop the bar-her fave place* How bout a Plunder Me Cherry Extra cherries O course. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Ray the Bar Keep Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 Well Captain Siren of the Poesidon , ye has yer hearts desire setin in da right place!
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 zzz..*huh?*...YAAAAAWWWWN!! .................................... "Wot be asperin?" :: blink....blink... :: *sniff* ..... ................. ~FLOP!!!~ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 Are we asleep by the cage dreamin' we're in the pub? Or, are we in the pub sleepin' off a collective dream? I must of crossed over in t' one of Mad Jack's dreams, fer Siren is in it an' Ray is a bilge rat! ZZZzzz!!!!
Ransom Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 ***snarfle, snort,*** "Huh? Ray speaks?" "Hummm, think I'll stay asleep." zzzzzzz.....***Dreams of Jacky's kiss under the mistletoe. *** zzzzzzz ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
oderlesseye Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 Jacky ..... Wake me up ! Where are we ? http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Jacky Tar Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Eyes is stirrin' an' I awaken, we are still beside the cage, wit' no key. "Eyes, Eyes... wake up!" I do a quick head count, an' we haven't lost anyone. Wonder if the spider has slept off that rum?
Ray the Bar Keep Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Ray looks down in the darkness from the pub floor an yells Ellow down there... Ellow down there... Ellow down theeerrrrr..
oderlesseye Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Whaoo EYEs musta been sleep walkin... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 ZZZZzzz *pop!* "gasp!" RedCat awakes again, but now back on the lower deck of the mysterious ship ... "WOT!?" she could've SWORN she was just droolin on th bar upsatirs sount asleep.... still not fully awake she leaps up n attaches erself ta a surprised Jacky Tar almost knockin th poor bloke over onta th others. "Jacky lad..." she says in naught but a rum soaked whisper...tiny jingles comin from inside her coat as she be tremblin a bit.. "W...whar we be?.....reeealy?" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 "Easy now, Red Cat! Did ye hav' a nice cat nap, luv?" I hug her, an try t' calm her, "The spider is outside, an were all here. See, even Eyes is wit' us again." She stops jinglin' an tremblin'. I look at CrazyChole who seems t' be formulatin' a plan, or at least is sizin' up the cage. Ransom seems t' be awake an is comin' around, too.
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Bein calmed by the pirates warm hug, Red Cat shakes her sobering head and unpeels herself from poor Jacky with a sheepish grin.... "Aye Jacky me Cat nap was grande and er...thankee, sorry 'bout accosting ye there, I could've sworn I was just up inna pub an Ray an Siren were thar" Looks about seein all her mates an countin em one by each. Ransom be stirrin, Chloe 's sizin up th cage n Eyes is fishin in his pockets fer summin.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 "Owoooo, ach...." I rub my eyes, which feel crossed at the moment, and I have a terrific headach. It takes me a minute to figure out where I am...or where I think I am. It occurs to me that the fumes from all the rum on the floor are starting to affect us. "Maybe we better find this treasure and get the heck out of here, before the next bout of rum-vapor induced sleep hits us again, and we all end up with hallucinations that we're back in the Pub. Maybe that's how the Spider traps people down here, by making you think you're safe, when you're really just about to become the Snack de Jour." No one is listening to me. They are all staring at the caged bones. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 I turn t' Ransom, "I suspect our caged friend, was not a meal fer the spider." Could she have locked herself in the cage t' avoid bein' carried off by the spider, I wondered? "She couldn't leave wit' the treasure either." I walked over t' the cage door, gave it a tug, an it opened!
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 Wooooagh!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
oderlesseye Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 The door opens slowly wit a loud creak from the hinges, resounding squeals echo, we all end up pluggin our ears, the heap o'treasure begins to cascade to our feet. Eyes smiles, and winks at thr other pirate to begin the plunderin.... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 With a merry wink and a nod from Eyes, Red Cat begins fillin her pockets and even takes off her hat loadin it wi everything wot she kin carry. Chloe is scoopin up armfuls, Ranson n Jacky stand there in a trance from all the gold for a moment, then shove in amongst th others t get at th loot! Eyes is drapin jewels about hisself and singin a happy tune.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 I grab a fancy jeweled tiara and put it on my head over my hat - the one with the hole shot through it, thanks to Eyes. Next I grab necklaces and bracelets, then stuff all my pockets with coins and loose jewels. I turn to the others, all dripping in gold and gems. "Okay, now we're all rich, but, how do we get back to the Pub without all the other pirates seeing us, and stealing out loot?" ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
The Spider Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 No one seems to have noticed, but the red haired corpse is no longer in the cage. The door of the cage slams shut, and the lock clicks. A pretty red head stands outside the cage holding a sword, and the only key to the cage.
Jacky Tar Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 The slammin' door an the dred feelin' of bein' caged, compels me t' turn, an I stare at the now closed door. Through the door I spy a lass wit' the key, "Wot! Miss ye don't want t' be doin' that now. Come back here an unlock this door, please!"
The Spider Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 "Oh! Sir you are wrong, I do want to do this now. Someone must guard the treasure, so one of you must stay in there. I leave it to you, to decide who. Remember the treasure stays, and four of you may leave. Once, you leave the cage you will be barred from entering, again." "One more thing, if anyone tries to leave with any treasure... well... trust me, you can't!"
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 Clank! chinka chink.... Red Cat drops a hat fulla coins and pearls at her feet " Bloody hell !!!! bugger!!!!" Reaching quickly throught the bars she grabs a handful of the red hair an yanks the lass back agin the bars ...."Noooww" she hisses thru clenched teeth behind th struglin wench's head "why would ye be wantin t do that aye?...." her words are punctuated by the sound of her pistol bein cocked back... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 I yank a gold necklace from around my neck, and quick like, whip it around the red-haired lady's neck, and pull it tight. "Red Cat, use yer daggar and hold her fast! I don't plan ta be spendin' the rest o me days in this cage!" Twisten the necklace even tighter, I yell at Jacky, "Quick man, do something!" ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 Red Cat pulls her dagger from her boot and holds it fast against the womans neck - handing her loaded flintlock ta Eyes aho keeps it leveled at the now tied up miscreant. "Mates! empty yer pockets an let's get oytta heres!" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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