Sir Beachem Quick Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Old pirates never die . . . Sir Beachem Quick, Captain of the . . . . . . a small but dangerous crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Beachem Quick Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 a bad day pillagin is better than a good day doing anything else. Sir Beachem Quick, Captain of the . . . . . . a small but dangerous crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Work is for them that don't know how ta plunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendra The Sea Maid Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 "A Pyrate's Life Is The Life For Me!" "Jack Sparrow Floats My Boat!" "Courage is the decision to fly straight into the flame while knowing the consequences"~ The Adventures Of A Notorious Youth Capt. Hook By: J. V. Hart "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving."~Lao Tzu 490-570 BC --------- Yes, I am leaving the pub. I don't know when or if I will come back to this port. I will check in from time to time. Until then: *raising goblet of good cheer* " To high adventure, and wild romance....long may they endure!" For I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content Philippians 4:11 Twitter: TwittKnitter Facebook: shanamartin1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syera Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 -Out to Plunder -Single Pirate Leg ISO Single Wooden Leg -My other car is a Spanish Galleon -I went plundering and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 yo ho ho Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monterey Jack Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Bad Pirate! No Booty! :) Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackFox Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Since so many mates wanted to see some of these pyrate bumper stickers on their bumpers. . . . and since We have the ability to make that happen. . . . We've done so! Among the 36 new Pyrates Way Bumperstickers, we've added some of the suggestions within these pages at Pyracy.com (with credit and a lynk back to this forum's topic pages). If you have a specific Pyratical bumpersticker you'd like to see realized, keep posting here and We'll keep creating new ones! Check out the Pyrate Bumpersticker Lynk Here: Pyrates Way Bumper Stickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusi Sparrow Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 The feminist one cracked me up. *handsoutmugstoeveryone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhand Tug Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Some of the ones I have : Tetesterone, Rum , and sharp objects: Bad Combination BUT WHY IS THE RUM ALL GONE? and TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR HAVING RUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhand Tug Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 CAN'T BELIEVE I FOFRGOT MY FAVROITE: PIRATE: WENCHING PILLAGING DRINKING ALL IN A DAY'S WORK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 changed Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 woohooooooooo! I love the honor student one. I'd buy it if I could..'I move with the motion of the ocean' ' I'm just a gull in love.' 'I'm just a buoy in love' 'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' 'Move your booty' LOL... there's a sign up list for the sign up list, Doc... just kidding. "sits back in her chair and chuckles" I don't why you'd want an ole lady like me to train you.. seems to me at your level of expertise, you'd want someone..... fiery. 'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' I LOVE IT!!!! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 woohooooooooo! I love the honor student one. I'd buy it if I could..'I move with the motion of the ocean' ' I'm just a gull in love.' 'I'm just a buoy in love' 'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' 'Move your booty' LOL... there's a sign up list for the sign up list, Doc... just kidding. "sits back in her chair and chuckles" I don't why you'd want an ole lady like me to train you.. seems to me at your level of expertise, you'd want someone..... fiery. 'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' I LOVE IT!!!! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Chaos mayhem murder My work here is done. MAN, THESE ARE GREAT! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Hows 'bout Peter Pan was a terrorist Just an Iron hook in a Velvet glove If you like my car, you'll love my dinghy I spent me swag on wine, women and song.... the rest I just wasted The women all submit, and the ships go down, or was it the other way around? You know nothing of hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 ty.. did you read that someone is using them on their site? and getting money for that priveledge? interesting.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Blackthorn Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Very good bumpersticker sayings here I must admit. I think I'll add a couple, though I doubt I can do any better than what's already been said. "Scallywag" "Take all ye can. Give nothin' back" "...and on the eighth day God created the Jolly Roger" "Shiver Me Timbers" "Name Yer Poison" "Hands off me Booty" "Hands off me Chest" "No Quarter Given" "Beware the call of the Siren" "Map? We don't need no stinkin' map" "Women who behave themselves rarely make the history books." "Aye, it be a puffy shirt. Ye want to make somethin' of it??" `Blackie` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bob Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I can't take full credit for the first two. They were inspired by an earlier post in this thread and are paraphrases of feminist tee-shirts I have seen. "The quickest way to a pirate's heart is between the 9th & 10th ribs. The quickest way to a pirate's heart really is through his stomach. (That way you don't have to hack through his ribs to get at it.) Official Pyrate Recruiter Ask me how you, too can go on the account and plunder the known world! Official Pyrate Recruiter Looking for a few bad men. Official Pyrate Recruiter We kill more people before sunrise than others do all day. Official Pyrate Recruiter Learn how to turn your sociopathic tendencies into profits overnight! Official Pyrate Recruiter Join for the plunder, stay for the rapine! That's all fer now. ~~Cap'n Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 "Pyrates-7, Mariners - 0" Oh Love that one! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 "Guns don't kill people, Pirates kill people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misery Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 The pub needs a print shop. These are great.I love "Pirates aren't PC." Patrick's "thumb your nose" Jolly Roger is perfect. You print one, I'll be taking an order. umm cafe press could do any of these cheap. and this website already has a cafe press account. why not just ask them to set something up. im sure if they hadf a largeenough demand they would do it in a heartbeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naveed Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 "If you see the bilge rats...you're too close!" "Dead men tell no tales! Don't drink grog and drive." For those with dents in their cars... "The last person that broadsided me has me cutlass in em' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Regarding the Pub's Cafe Press: There seems to be no interest in pursuing any further items. I have tried many times only to get no response. The problem with Cafe Press, is for a free store you can only sell one of each item with one saying/picture. If you want to spend money you can go further. Read the stuff that CafePress.com has to say and you'll understand better. My suggestion, somebody start their own store elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Since so many mates wanted to see some of these pyrate bumper stickers on their bumpers. . . . and since We have the ability to make that happen. . . . We've done so!Among the 36 new Pyrates Way Bumperstickers, we've added some of the suggestions within these pages at Pyracy.com (with credit and a lynk back to this forum's topic pages). If you have a specific Pyratical bumpersticker you'd like to see realized, keep posting here and We'll keep creating new ones! Check out the Pyrate Bumpersticker Lynk Here: Pyrates Way Bumper Stickers Do the pirates who posted the used lines get Free bumper stickers? I think I have about 10-20 of them.. but the price is way too much for me to pay. I'm a poor pirate these days. and you might want to ask Jamaica Rose if this is okay with her too... From what I remember, they have the site copyrighted. Rumba? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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